Bear & Tiger vs. America's Next Top Model.....*ding*
Round 1 - Bear & Tiger are flown to beautiful Manhattan where they join 18 other girls in a super trendy penthouse. Tyra mail arrives: "Hollywood Glamour inspires new generation." Everyone is made up to look like movie stars of the 30's and 40's. Bear is dressed up like King Kong and takes one of the models hostage.
Round 2 - Photoshoot in Central Park reveals that Tiger is a diabetic....all the girls give Tiger a supportive group hug. Except the Japanese-American model Annette who thinks Tiger is being a premadonna. Tiger promptly eats Annette.
Round 3 - Runway show turns bad as the platform on which the models are walking collapses under Bear's 500lb weight. Bear throws a tantrum and decapitates Jay the model walk instructor. Luckily Tyra believes there is a market for 500lb harry models so Bear is allowed to stay.
Round 4 - Having eaten nothing but yogurt and one super skinny model for the last 3 episodes, Bear and Tiger sucome to temptation and go for a midnight snack. They're discovered by Janis Dickenson the World's First Supermodel who is promptly eaten. Having eaten one of the judges, both Bear and Tiger are told next morning that they are no longer "on the way to becoming America's Next Top Model".
Result - America's Next Top Model in 4 rounds.