HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!!!
I know you haven't been able to visit TP for quite some time, but that's still no excuse for missing your birthday either!!!!
Isa hands Jordan a very large drink of his preference and a plate of bite-sized chocolate cake truffles all of his own!!
Jordan, we all hope you had a great B-Day and best wishes to you!!
Happy Birthday Jordan!
I too hope you had a good one! And that the coming year brings you oodles of happiness!
...and in a near-blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccato of tippity-tapping shoes, comes Beerman......
Haaalllloooooo Mr Jordan, it is I, beerman, here to make happy wishes to you on your most happy of da....what? Beerman is late? Wait minute please, must check appointment calender.....hmmm, dry cleaners, chest wig coifure, cocktails with Mrs., and....AAAAGGGGHHHHHH. Beerman is stoopid fool!!! Beerman has missed Birthday Greetings for Jordon person. Beerman slams head on keyboard repeatedly.........
I am soooo soory Mr. Jordan person you. I am have been negligent in my greeting dance for you. So, uh, um... Here I make dance of the Happy day for you!!!
Tippity-tap tippity-tap tippity-tap, twirl, tippity-tap, bow gracefully....
Mr. Jordan, I am wishing you the happiest of days on this, your nearly happiest of days. Please to accept this inflatable Pamela Anderson life-like-in-nearly-all-ways doll as a token of my wishes for you. Now please to point me in direction of airport type facility, as I am negligently late for another happiest of days wishes, and it's too damn cold here in Canadia.
...as a stunned crowd looks on, another nearly blinding green flash happens, and Beerman is gone.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!
Sorry for the delay!
Hope you had a great one!
Happy birthday, Jordan!
where have you been all this while?
Happy Birthday Jordan, hope it was a good one..
Happy Belated Birthday !! Hope you have a great one !
Happy Birthday! Hope it was great!