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21. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting james

Quoting Isadora

I was awakened in the middle of a breakfast with Bill Clinton this morning. He asked that I call him Sam or Bubba. We were discussing swimming pools over a glass of orange juice and the waiter was just bringing our order when - wham - the real world showed up.

As long as he didn't offer you his cigar!

I don't know if he had cigars with him or not - we never got through breakfast... And I was really hungry!!! I do remember we were going to go swimming in the hotel pool after we ate - we were sitting next to it at the time.

pssssssssssssssssssssssst Isa.....sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes it is a penis. ;)

22. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Quoting Isadora

Quoting james

Quoting Isadora

I was awakened in the middle of a breakfast with Bill Clinton this morning. He asked that I call him Sam or Bubba. We were discussing swimming pools over a glass of orange juice and the waiter was just bringing our order when - wham - the real world showed up.

As long as he didn't offer you his cigar!

I don't know if he had cigars with him or not - we never got through breakfast... And I was really hungry!!! I do remember we were going to go swimming in the hotel pool after we ate - we were sitting next to it at the time.

pssssssssssssssssssssssst Isa.....sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes it is a penis. ;)

Pssssssssssssst CC - I knew that one!!! ;)
(He may not have either after Hilary got done with him...)

23. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting CupCake

Quoting Isadora

Quoting james

Quoting Isadora

I was awakened in the middle of a breakfast with Bill Clinton this morning. He asked that I call him Sam or Bubba. We were discussing swimming pools over a glass of orange juice and the waiter was just bringing our order when - wham - the real world showed up.

As long as he didn't offer you his cigar!

I don't know if he had cigars with him or not - we never got through breakfast... And I was really hungry!!! I do remember we were going to go swimming in the hotel pool after we ate - we were sitting next to it at the time.

pssssssssssssssssssssssst Isa.....sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes it is a penis. ;)

Pssssssssssssst CC - I knew that one!!! ;)
(He may not have either after Hilary got done with him...)

Perhaps it's his "weapon of mass seduction"!

24. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Okay, this morning - just before waking up - I was dreaming I was swimming in a lake. Tina (yes, our Tina) was standing on the dock, yelling at me to get out because she saw sharks in the water. I kept explaining sharks don't live in fresh water, but she wasn't accepting that. Just then, a polar bear walked up, sat down beside her, and to Tina's dismay, began licking her face. Kris walks out onto the dock with a tray of drinks, pets the bear and tells him to go back up to the house so the bear saunters off. Kris hands Tina a drink. Kris starts to tell me Tina is right about the sharks because he sees them. Just as i turn to look - yup - wake up time!

Isa thinks she's been watching too many episodes of "Lost", "Surface" and "Invasion"!!!

25. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Wow! Was I allergic to the bear?? Cause it would be nice to have a pet...

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

Wow! Was I allergic to the bear?? Cause it would be nice to have a pet...

Nope - not allergic - just not keen on a tongue the size of your face licking it. He was a very big bear. But, he did like you...

27. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

I dreamt last night that Isa and the Beerman came all the way to Montreal to visit... my sister! How rude! I had to travel about 6 hours (for the life of me, I don't know why) to get to my sister's, only to learn everyone was going out for supper and I wasn't invited. So I took the rediculously long train ride back.

There was a scrapbook in my dream somewhere with pictures of Beerman, but that part's a blank. Maybe it's better that way...

28. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

That must have been 'Beerman's Big Book of Chestwigs'!!!!

29. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

So, you are making funny of me, yes? You make mock of chest wigs? The day will come to rue you one day, you are just waiting.

As it happens, Grandfather was famous pyschoanalyst (please to pronounce with flat "a"s, not long "a"s). You are having heard of Sigmund Beerman, yes? He was working outside Minsk when that quack of similar name was in Vienna with all his rich clients, making up bullpoopies for them about how their mothers were all to blame for all their stoopid problems. Grandpoopy Siggy was genius. But not recognized, because he had bad press.

Grandpoopy Siggy would say to Miss Twina person that is normal to have dreams of Beerman, dreams of pictures of Beerman, even to have chest wig fantasies. Is completely normal. Many women of village had these kinds of dreams, both in sleep and while unconscious. Natural desire is inbuilt into genes of Beerman men, so there is no hope to not drive womens crazy wild with passions. Some have gone so far as to braid hair under arms to simulate manly chest wig style. Is cannot be helped, so no blame on you.

This Pordunkus character, though, is make mock......I am to see about this on next birthday......

30. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

hee hee! Your post reminded me of a bit from Arrested Development (which I know you don't like - but tough cookies!):

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.