Okay, this morning - just before waking up - I was dreaming I was swimming in a lake. Tina (yes, our Tina) was standing on the dock, yelling at me to get out because she saw sharks in the water. I kept explaining sharks don't live in fresh water, but she wasn't accepting that. Just then, a polar bear walked up, sat down beside her, and to Tina's dismay, began licking her face. Kris walks out onto the dock with a tray of drinks, pets the bear and tells him to go back up to the house so the bear saunters off. Kris hands Tina a drink. Kris starts to tell me Tina is right about the sharks because he sees them. Just as i turn to look - yup - wake up time!
thats effin awesome.. haha i wish i had a pet bear sooo very bad. come on how perfect would it be for me. running around town jumping off obstacles like a madman with beljumm at my side.
aite... heres one... pretty crazytown.
im living with a band of theives in the coat racks of a department store. we have to hide from the Giant( or cyclops, whatever) that terrirorizes the countryside.departmentside.. whatever. me and my brother and some other people get cuaght by him, and try to sneak away. every time my brother tries to lead us and we get cuaght, and the people with us keep getting killed, but then we start again. eventually i run away to the neighbors house (the giant lives in a normal house in a normal neighborhood.) he never finds me, until the door rings and its the really young olsen twins, telling me i have to babysit them. i get all angry becuase they're giving away that im here. Then flash to my grandma driving my best friends car with me and leena(girl im kinda seein) in las vegas, or reno, to the top of a parking garage, where its filled with a foot deep of black water. we park, and walk to the one end, where a churchlike ceremony is being held (on the top of the parking garage) eventually we keep parking over and over, until 2/3 of the water dissapears, the whole time its like sundown/red sky. my grandma keeps asking me if i think leena is a good thing for me.. then flash to my house in fl, my friends from NY there, and were throwing my axe at each other, catching it perfectly every time. then i leave to go see leena at work. i ride my bike through what looks like a cross between new york city, key west, and reniassance fest. except a large portion of buildings are made of ground coral. eventually i get lost and almost fall into the 'intercoastal', catching my bike with me feet, and it randomly turns into coral shaped like a bike. i realize im going to miss leena at work, then i wake up, time to go to work...
sorry really long, just thought it was about as crazy as i am. the worst part is, ive had (and still remember) alot crazier ones.