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12. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

I find a man with a huge...gigantic.....giant brain...is the most attractive thing on the planet. Funny helps too....but the physical attraction part..it is either there, or it isn't.


well.. looks like you can stop looking, becuase im the most awesome-cool-tastic-nificent magical intellegent-ified wink* wink* *smile guy on the planet.. yea im pretty much perfect in every way.
ladies, line up for smooooches on my right, guys for high fives and rock-paper-scissor duels on my left!

  • flex*
  • pose*
  • awesome*


weeeeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

13. Posted by grampsgirl (Budding Member 311 posts) 10y

for me i always thought i would fall for some rought farm hand/cowboy, not affraid to get dirty, outdoorsy type. who was nice and fun to be with, funny as well. and it turns out that the guy i really like is a computer guy, who is really nice and really sweet, but physically not what i would normally look at. But when there is something htere then there is something there and there is nothing you can do about it.As much as you dont want it to be there

14. Posted by angela_ (Respected Member 1732 posts) 10y

Quoting GregW

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

A good knock-knock joke would definately work on me!! No question about it..

15. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting GregW

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes have a pretty low success rate also

16. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

dear james.
i regret to inform you that your cheeto you kept in the couch died in the war. also, the fact that you use knock knock jokes and such for pick up lines is one of the cooler things ive ever heard. dont you dare stop becuase its not 'pratical' or it doesnt 'make sense' , or something to that effect. i should give you a pancake sandwich in person, but i dont know where you live, soo, ummm, uh just be satisfied with being freakin awesome.
with lovecerley,
Evan pickering
Saint Captain of the philosophical dinosaurs for turning waffles into sponges arabic association of the amerigoes.

17. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting SeeTheSky

dear james.
i regret to inform you that your cheeto you kept in the couch died in the war. also, the fact that you use knock knock jokes and such for pick up lines is one of the cooler things ive ever heard. dont you dare stop becuase its not 'pratical' or it doesnt 'make sense' , or something to that effect. i should give you a pancake sandwich in person, but i dont know where you live, soo, ummm, uh just be satisfied with being freakin awesome.
with lovecerley,
Evan pickering
Saint Captain of the philosophical dinosaurs for turning waffles into sponges arabic association of the amerigoes.

Dear SeeTheSky.

1. I don't know what a cheeto is (or was)
2. Not sure what war you're referring to; I'm not that old!
3. I think it was GregW that uses "knock knock" jokes.
4. GregW informs us that "knock knock" jokes don't work!
5. A panckace sandwich sounds odd, but I think I'd give it a go.
6. I live in Sydney (but you want GregW, and I think he's in Canada)
7. You are a funny bastard (that's a compliment)

18. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting angela_

Quoting GregW

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

A good knock-knock joke would definately work on me!! No question about it..

At least a knock-knock joke is a step up from "pull my finger".

19. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Dear SeeTheSky.

1. I don't know what a cheeto is (or was)

Those wonderful extruded and baked cheesy puffs that turn your fingers and tongue orange:
Cheetos

Here - you can even play games with Chester Cheetah - Cheetos spokesanimal:
Play with Chester Cheetah

3. I think it was GregW that uses "knock knock" jokes.
4. GregW informs us that "knock knock" jokes don't work!
6. I live in Sydney (but you want GregW, and I think he's in Canada)

I have a feeling that James' wife wouldn't be too happy about the "picking up girls" thing, but she may enjoy a good "knock-knock" joke... A know Alexander would!! ;)

20. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting angela_

Quoting GregW

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

A good knock-knock joke would definately work on me!! No question about it..

At least a knock-knock joke is a step up from "pull my finger".

So that doesn't work either, eh....Q is humbled by knowledge being shared....