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31. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

ahhh chat up lines are funny aren't they, usually i can't help but feel embarassed for the guys sometimes! (obviously its not just guys that use chat up lines-i'm not referring to myself!)

I went to a club the other week and this barman said to me...are you old enough to be here! so after getting over the shock he just dug himself a deeper hole and said he was trying to...erm...compliment me...me and my mate still laugh about that one now.

OOOh, a cheesy one i got while in Oz...so went surfing and this guy came up and said something about meeting up, blah, blah and then come out with i was looking at your eyes last night across the fire (a few of us sat aorund the camp fire the evening before (i hardly spoke to the bloke!) bless him. Sweeet but funny.

I love it really! hahaha-just thought...sorry to bore you all but i'm on a role..

...Ahhh aren't you small, i wanna put you in my pocket and take you home....(i'm small you see, some would think i'm min-ute by the comments i get-it makes me laugh!)

32. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

Oh yes good men are hard to find. I like that one vegasmike6! I'm sure what you say is true.

To me physical attraction does play apart-personally i have to be slighty attracted to them, then once you get to know each other you either fall for them more or you simply dont.

My ex is a very good looking guy (he used to make me nervous-stupid i know!) but as i later found out that the guy i thought he was-wasn't, he funnily enough became a less-attractive person, i mean i care for him but when i see him now-i dont think oh my god he's fantastic-there might be something there but he's blown it-pretending to be someone that you're not...a note to guys-dont do it!

33. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 11y

I've come across the rare girl who has all three attributes (my wife for instance - I'm not kidding), but they are few and far between.

I totally agree about your wif... No. Urm..

What do you find physically attractive in the opposite sex?

I agree about your sexy/beautiful/cute thing, that it can be hard to find a mix, and that there are girls who i fully agree are one or two of the above, but i'm not attracted to in the slightest.

What do i find attractive? I don't know, to be honest. There's no one thing that i particularly look for, rather its the whole package. Getting off the specific question a bit, for me personality is much more important, simply because there are very few people that can actually put up with me for any legnth of time anyway just becuase of how I am, and their personality/humour etc are key to whether there is any likelyhood of anything vaguely mid-long term.

34. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

I thought it was "Hey, is that a banana in your pocket..."

i do have a banana in my pocket.
heheheh pocket. such a funny word. pocket. pocket. just look at it.
aaanyway what i find most attractive in a girl is her skill at knitting. gawd it makes my hippie looking hair stand on end. oh yeeaaaa. oh yea and lumberjack girls. their phat.. with a 'ph'. and history. she has to know her history. most importantly pre 1000 Ano Domini.
on a hilarious side note, i have found out (tried and true) that singing the national anthem or star-spangled banner makes erections go away. america,1. boner, 0.

35. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Isa heads off to think of a knock-knock joke that involves Cheetos and is a real "lady-killer" at the pubs/bars...

Knock, knock

Who is there?

Cheetos.

Cheetos who?

Che tows, Ernesto Guevara’s tow truck company.

Would that kill ladies?

36. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting GregW

Quoting Isadora

Isa heads off to think of a knock-knock joke that involves Cheetos and is a real "lady-killer" at the pubs/bars...

Knock, knock

Who is there?

Cheetos.

Cheetos who?

Che tows, Ernesto Guevara’s tow truck company.

Would that kill ladies?

You just might have them lining up at your doorstep with that one, Greg! Most of them asking who Che is...

37. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting GregW

Knock, knock

Who is there?

Cheetos.

Cheetos who?

Che tows, Ernesto Guevara’s tow truck company.

Would that kill ladies?

sigh.....you had me at Cheeeto.......;)

38. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

Knock, knock

Who is there?

Cheetos.

Cheetos who?

Che tows, Ernesto Guevara’s tow truck company.

greg, i have the sinking feeling that despite best efforts this will be over the heads of most of the hotties out there. but still , mad props for originality!

39. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Try this one, Greg. It's my favourite (although I can't say I've ever tried it on the ladies):

Kock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Kock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Kock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Kock, knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again.

Then segway to "Is that a banana in your pocket..."

40. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

oooo that one brings me back to when i was but a wee lad.