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41. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

It's the first one I ever learned! (Shows you how old it is!) Maybe it's the first knock-knock that everyone learns. I think it can be found on page 47 of the Dr. Spock Baby Book...

42. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Here's one to use next time you're in a bar in Germany!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

43. Posted by grampsgirl (Budding Member 311 posts) 10y

lol.. that one is a cute one..

44. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Okay, the knock-knock jokes are improving...

45. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

knock knock
who's there?
bear trap
bear trap who?
seriously, there's a bear trap on your leg. lets go make out.

or or

knock knock
whos there?
pineapple.
pineapple who?
pineapple wishes it were orange. so you wanna make out?

chortle chortle chuckle
EnvA

46. Posted by lostkiwi (Budding Member 4 posts) 10y

Quoting james

What do you find physically attractive in the opposite sex?

I find that there are some girls who ooze sex appeal, but may not necessarily be beautiful. Other girls that are simply stunning, but are not what you'd call sexy, and still other girls who are cute, but not necessarily sexy or beautiful.

*phew, I hope that makes sense*

I've come across the rare girl who has all three attributes (my wife for instance - I'm not kidding), but they are few and far between.

What do you think?

I have not been lost for words in the presence of a girl before but last week it happened and I have never had a problem chatting to women.
I met an Indian girl last week, she was stunning (not cute, not beautiful, not even hot....but stunning), she had green eyes (not contacts), she was wearing nothing flattering (not like some pub slapper trying to hard to show what she has), but she looked elegant, she also had a Henna tattoo on her forehead, I don't know what it was about the tattoo but it's hard to explain, I was truely lost for words.
After picking my jaw up I managed to hold some kind of conversation with her and with that I got to see what she was like on the inside.
Anyway, simply put, I think she was as near to perfection a woman could get, that's my thoughts. :)

47. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 10y

Quoting vegasmike6

Quoting GregW

Quoting CupCake

Funny helps too

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

Now Greg, I am not an expert on successful dating techniques, but perhaps if you updated your jokes to appeal to ladies older than single digits? Your success rate may zoom upwords with better material. Perhaps a bit racy but not offensive? Worth a try lad, as of now you are batting 00.00%.

LOL

48. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 10y

So here's my problem with the whole dating scene - You're attracted by physical qualities first right. Now the things that are really important like personality and sense of humor and intelligence, which are gonna make the relationship last aren't visible. You gotta get to know someone before you find the more endearing qualities.

But back to physical attraction -
Its all about body language. The way a woman walks is the sexiest thing. How she holds herself. She can be sexy as hell but if she sits all slouched over and has no posture ... done for. Its all in the sway of the hips.

49. Posted by rbyslipahs (Respected Member 349 posts) 10y

Quoting GregW

Quoting CupCake

Funny helps too

You know, women keep saying this, but I have yet to be able to pick up one woman by telling her a knock-knock joke.

Hey, that's about the, um, playing field of my husband! We're talking about a man who is glued to the TV at 8:00 every morning for an hour watching the Three Stooges on Spike Network. It's the only time he holds still for that long.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Wise guy!

Before you start wondering about the wisdom of my decision, he's a pretty good cook, and the only thing I can do with a frying pan is whack him with it when he smarts off. Actually, we're the classic case of girl-next-door meets Southern charm. Literally, I lived across the street.

50. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 10y

Quoting rbyslipahs

Actually, we're the classic case of girl-next-door meets Southern charm. Literally, I lived across the street.

Awwww...;)