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21. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Quoting vegasmike6

The topic of living forever was very memorably summed up by Miss Alabama in 1994. I defer to her wisdom.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

If she said this whilst wearing a bikini, then I for one can forgive her

James, I am sad to report that she give this memorable answer while in her evening gown during the interview portion of the contest. Let us be charitable and put it down to nerves and having to respond extemporaneously while on national television.

22. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 10y

1)A flying squirrel - you get to run around and play all day. Nice healthy diet. Free to mate when the feeling hits you. Sleep for months when it gets cold. Predators? - try and catch me. No wooly mammoth gonna catch me.

2)I wanna live for as long as the body can function properly. Personally, I'm more interested in the past. All these unanswered questions? Easter Island, Stonehenge, etc.

3)I think it would be awesome if technology was eradicated. So many people would be left on their collective arses. Most of our population wouldn't know what to do with themselves without Jerry Springer and their cell phones. But then I couldn't chat with y'all.:(

4)Can't choose. Can I choose between having a peg-leg made out of nerf and skin made out of pencil eraser?

23. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

Quoting IronChef

1)A flying squirrel - you get to run around and play all day. Nice healthy diet. Free to mate when the feeling hits you. Sleep for months when it gets cold. Predators? - try and catch me. No wooly mammoth gonna catch me.

2)I wanna live for as long as the body can function properly. Personally, I'm more interested in the past. All these unanswered questions? Easter Island, Stonehenge, etc.

3)I think it would be awesome if technology was eradicated. So many people would be left on their collective arses. Most of our population wouldn't know what to do with themselves without Jerry Springer and their cell phones. But then I couldn't chat with y'all.:(

4)Can't choose. Can I choose between having a peg-leg made out of nerf and skin made out of pencil eraser?

hell yea. kickass answers man. i enjoyed that one. especially the 3rd an 4th

24. Posted by smackerszj (Full Member 94 posts) 10y

definetely a gerbil

definetely would wanna live forever

hell no

tree bark skinned blind man! worked for ray charles

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