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11. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting SeeTheSky

Oooooo happy birthday nikki, maid of the green isle. i dont really know yooooouuuuu but i can say i loooove yooooooou! and you doesnt rhyme with yooooou! so i will say A - doooo!
Evan of the Unkempt Hair.

Thanks Evan, (of the unkempt hair - (its very becoming))

I'm having a great day, getting loads of pressies and spoiled rotton, and no bosses have come near me since 11 !! woooh hoooooo

12. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Nikki!!!

I called your bosses and told them that you were now a year older and wiser and that therefore they never need interfere with you again...

Enjoy your wonderful day!

13. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday, Nikki!

Yeah, your bosses also told us they were giving you...um... 45 minutes of TP time per hour for a year. Yay!!!!

Have a great day!

Tina.

14. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

....and in a near-blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccatto tippity-tap of mock Michael Flatley shoes, comes Beerman....

Haaalllooooooooo Miss Raven-Haired Nikki person you!!!!! It is I, Beerman, here to make for you the Happiest of weeshes on your most Happiest of Happy Days. See, I am making Happy dance for you...

tippity-tap, tippity-tap, tippity-tap, twirl, dip, arms outstretched, tippty-tap, tippity-tap, straight back, twirl, spin, fall down, get up, fall down again, hit head on floor, pass out, dream about tropical island and green Speedo, have water thrown in face from bucket, wake up, tippity-tarp, tippity-tarp, tippity-tarp, twirl, twist, bend down on one knee with arms outstretched and back straight.........

TA DA!!!!! Is make you woobly-kneed, yes??

Please to accept this complimentary copy of Beerman autobiography, "How To Make Happy Through Dance", instuctional video of same name, high resolution autographed close up picture of Beerman chest wig, and large gold key to unlock old building known as Nangor House, where you may spend entire weekend indulging before being escorted out on Monday. You may need assistance of large Dutch person and small gold hello kitty. Now please to point me in directions of North Pole, Beerman is late with appointment with large jolly person in red suit who is needing psychological help with flying deers.

...and in another near-blinding flash of green light, Beerman misses the doorway and knocks himself unconscious on the door jamb. Another bucket of cold water, and Beerman is gone......leaving behind utterly bemused peoples of office co-workers and angry boss persons........

15. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

heehheee thank you for talking to the bosses ;) and for the dance !!!

16. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

i'm having a great day filled with funny embarressing moments that has me in stitches all day, needless to say you shouldn't open presents from your sister in a room filled with your colleagues, manager and the director..... ....

17. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 10y

happy birthday dude!

may all your wishes be granted by a 14stone male fairy wearing bovver boots and a pink tutu

what did your sister get you by the way? ;) or do you not wanna say?

mx

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting mim

what did your sister get you by the way? ;) or do you not wanna say?

I know the answer to this one!!!! Oh wait - it's not my birthday... NEVER MIND!!!! (But, I DO know the answer!!)

19. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Have an EXCELLENT one Raven

20. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

Quoting Raven

Thanks Evan, (of the unkempt hair - (its very becoming))

oh yeaa i have my likeness on yon internetery. i totallyeforgotted! ah well maybe we'll meet up one day! (cough come to florida meetup cough)
yay a new friend!

Quoting Sam i Am

I called your bosses and told them that you were now a year older and wiser and that therefore they never need interfere with you again...

hah i see sam is using his far reaching connections. maybe he'll call up albert einstein and have em give you a high five. (i wouldnt be suprised, Sam is a resourceful fellow. im pretty sure he said he had a time machine once)

Quoting beerman

TA DA!!!!! Is make you woobly-kneed, yes??

Please to accept this complimentary copy of Beerman autobiography, "How To Make Happy Through Dance", instuctional video of same name, high resolution autographed close up picture of Beerman chest wig, and large gold key to unlock old building known as Nangor House, where you may spend entire weekend indulging before being escorted out on Monday

hahahahaah how to make happy through dance?!?!?! Chest Wig?!?!? Nangor?!?!?! omgZors lol.com damnit kris you made me pee my pants.
i see the Verde Vagabond, the Queeeen of Tp is out again to soil the undergarments of the innocent.
... heheh hit his head on a doorjamb.
doorjaMB is another wierd word.

Quoting Isadora

know the answer to this one!!!! Oh wait - it's not my birthday... NEVER MIND!!!! (But, I DO know the answer!!)

oh comon im so curious you hafta tell us now.