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My little holiday skit

Travel Forums Off Topic My little holiday skit

1. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

For your holiday pleasure, I present a skit written just for the readers of the off topic board of Travellerspoint.

Start scene: Two men (Man 1 with a guitar, man 2 without) are standing at a microphone. Man 1 starts struming his guitar, playing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Man 1 (singing and playing guitar): Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Man 2: Like a lightbulb!

Man 1 (singing): And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

Man 2: Like a lightbulb!

Man 1 (singing): All of the other reindeer used to laugh at call him names.

Man 2: Like lightbulb!

Man 1 stops playing.

Man 1 (talking): What?

Man 2: The other reindeer, see, called him names. Nasty names. Like lightbulb.

Man 1 (rolling eyes): Okay. Not a very nasty name in my book, but I suppose it's possible that it is highly insulting to a reindeer.

Man 1 continues playing the song and singing.

Man 1 (singing): They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Man 2: Like lightbulbs!

Man 1 stops playing

Man 1 (talking): What? That doesn't make any sense.

Man 2: It's a simile.

Man 1: A simile?

Man 2: Yes. Rudolph was not allowed to play reindeer games as lightbulbs are also not allowed to play reindeer games.

Man 1: Okay, but seriously, enough with the lightbulbs.

Man 1 starts playing again.

Man 1 (singing): Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say. Rudolph with your nose so bright...

Man 2: Like a...

Man 1 (stops playing and interupts): I swear to God, if you finish that phrase, I am going to stick this guitar where lightbulbs don't shine.

Man 2: Ummm...

Man 1: And I mean the body of the guitar. Not the neck. That'll really hurt. Understand?

Man 2: Right. Okay. No more lightbulbs.

Man 1: No more lightbulbs. Now, where were we?

Man 2: Nose so bright.

Man 1: Right, right. Nose so bright.

Man 1 starts playing again

Man 1 (singing): ...won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Man 2: Like an in-car, voice activated GPS system!

Man 1 stops playing

Man 1 (talking): Are you serious?

Man 2: It's simile...

Man 1: That's it, I quit.

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

3. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Priceless Greg, priceless......

4. Posted by grampsgirl (Budding Member 311 posts) 11y

i love it.. good on you greg.. had a good ole laugh at that one

5. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

once again sir, i bow to your ability to make paper mache' airplanes.

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Aparently it was my turn to drench the computer screen this morning. You're a natural, Greg!!!

7. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 11y

Good job Greg!

8. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Supremely Well Done, for a handbag toting brown shoe wearer

9. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

hahaha handbag that was the funnier stories ive ever heard. boo ya greg yous the man

10. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Hey Greg - got a little gem like this for New Years yet???