First, I go to Siberia and Mongolia, and I return to find that Ewan McGregor is riding a motorcycle in both those places as detailed in the TV series and book Long Way Round.
Then I go to Honduras and return to find out that Ewan McGregor is stalking silently through the jungle in the TV series Trips Money Can't Buy.
I have heard of normal people stalking stars, but never the other way around!
EWAN, STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!
Um.. don't turn around now, but...
im sorry man, i can't help it... i mean me love you long time yknow? maybez one day we can work out a... what are we talking about? i didnt really rzizizizead it yo yo yo yo yo-yo. welly welly welly i guess thats that kids play with fire.
Hmmm... you might make a cute couple, as long as he's not your father or uncle or some weird George Lucas plot twist.
If you find him standing on your street, looking longingly up at your window, and serenading you with Moulin Rouge showtunes - IT'S TIME TO MOVE!!!!!! (Or at least RUN AWAY!!!)
How come Greg gets ALL the luck?!?!?!
(insert pouty boo-boo lip icon here)
I second that motion
(The motion of sticking out lower lip and pouting)
Now greg, I think we can all agree that Obi Wan Kenobi is not stalking you. You happen to be on the cutting edge of adventure travel and he is coming to the party fashionably late. Accept your status as front runner and move on, there's a good lad.
vegasmike's right. your just alot more awesome than he is. Ewan macgregor is vying for your attention pretty badly, and i'd say your 3 steps above him in awesomeness factor. next time you see him, just smile and sign a sweaty t-shirt and throw it at him. it'll give him some more confidence.