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11. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Twinkle

Imagine going to the toilet and finding someone already squating down there in full display ewwwww!!!!

I had a few drinks at a friend's place recently, and I walked into the bathroom only to find her (grossly overweight) sister "already squatting down there in full display". She had fallen asleep, and there was a pile of vomit on the floor next to her.

12. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

James
She had fallen asleep, and there was a pile of vomit on the floor next to her.

Then rate it as one of your 'new' discovery

13. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 10y

Quoting james

I had a few drinks at a friend's place recently, and I walked into the bathroom only to find her (grossly overweight) sister "already squatting down there in full display". She had fallen asleep, and there was a pile of vomit on the floor next to her.

Classy friends there James

Actually, reminds me of the night one of my London flatmates chundered snakebite all over the floor in my bedroom
Never did get the stain out

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting FionaNZ

Quoting james

I had a few drinks at a friend's place recently, and I walked into the bathroom only to find her (grossly overweight) sister "already squatting down there in full display". She had fallen asleep, and there was a pile of vomit on the floor next to her.

Classy friends there James

My friend doesn't lack class, it's her sister who does.

15. Posted by Twinkle (Travel Guru 1112 posts) 10y

Im sure weve all had projectile vomit after a big drinking session at some points in our lives!!!I remember a couple of incidents when I was about 14 after over indulging at parties, throwing up out of my bedroom window!!!Classy or what?!It was actually bright purple as well!!!

16. Posted by TKolb325 (Full Member 197 posts) 10y

Once while i was out of town, my roommate had the place to himself. So he put a pizza in the oven, and went to the bathroom while waiting for the pizza to cook. Well 30 minutes go by(he takes his time in the bathroom), and the smoke alarm goes off. He told me that he spent another 5 minutes in the bathroom before he came out to investigate. He then found the pizza on fire, and fire damage to the entire stovetop. Needless to say, his lengthy dump cost us a brand new oven.

Yeah, he is a bright guy. I have so many ridiculous stories from living with that guy.

17. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting TKolb325

Once while i was out of town, my roommate had the place to himself. So he put a pizza in the oven, and went to the bathroom while waiting for the pizza to cook. Well 30 minutes go by(he takes his time in the bathroom), and the smoke alarm goes off. He told me that he spent another 5 minutes in the bathroom before he came out to investigate. He then found the pizza on fire, and fire damage to the entire stovetop. Needless to say, his lengthy dump cost us a brand new oven.

Yeah, he is a bright guy. I have so many ridiculous stories from living with that guy.

Stuff the oven, what a waste of a good pizza

18. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Well 30 minutes go by(he takes his time in the bathroom)

The boy needs to eat more roughage!!!

The landlord of my last house sounded ultra-posh on the phone and seemd really weird and a bit of an arsehole. My housemate had just moved to New Zealand and so I promised I'd describe him when i met him.

So I wrote her a text describing him as "an ultra-posh ginger hooray-henry type" and more, and sent it to him!

19. Posted by yolandac8 (Respected Member 159 posts) 10y

I once had a roomate for Oregon, while both living in London, who would wait for me to arrive home and tell me things about her life, and here SEX life, and other times would just ignore me, and our other roomate (we wouldn't even know if she was home or not, cause she wouldn't tell us anything... not even make a small noise!!!!)

That's the weirdst thing that has ever happened to me while sharing an appartment :-) We have just to admit that we can all be similar anyways

20. Posted by jenko2 (Full Member 123 posts) 10y

why would u want to cook chicken feet?
and how the hell did he manage to sneak out with all the furniture?