When I was a student our phone kept getting cut off cos the lad in charge of the phone bill never paid it, we'd give him our share and he'd spend it on Vodka, black nail-varnish, and goth nightclubs. Oh the rows we had.
And the other irritating thing with shared houses is when you have to hear your housemates shagging. I lived in a house where the other two other housemates were at it like rabbits but it was kind of unofficial, they were supposedly just friends. So it was never clear whether I was supposed to know or not. Very awkward.
This is funny stuff, someone who i used to work with she came back from uni for a visit and the stories...i dont know if i can repeat some of them, lol!
She's living with a right mix of people, one of the girls is a lesbian and she ended up shagging this guy (they were all REALLY drunk!)and when she realised what she'd done she chucked up. my mate was with this guy in her room and they heard a noise coming from the wardrobe and it turned out to be her flatmate!!
Ohh it was much funnier than this-i cant tell stories to save my life! I wish i lived with them for a bit!
As for the chicken feet, the girl is actually from Malaysia and for some reason she moved a couple of friends into her room for a while, which wasnt really on as its quite a small house!!!She wanted to cook a local delicacy so whipped out the chicken feet which for me being a vegetarian, wasnt a pleasant treat to sample the horrendous aromas that drifted into my room!!!Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
On top of it we have a nightmare landlord.....in fact a couple of months ago I actually had to go and seek legal advice from the Uni!!!!!He kept coming to the house and letting himself in at really obscure times eg: he was discovered lurking around the kitchen for no apparent reason at 6am on a sunday morning!!!This guy is sooooooo weird!Barges into peoples rooms when they are in bed and allsorts!!!!Its auful!
As for housemates which are more than vocal when having sex, its an absolute nightmare!My old house was horrendous, the walls were paper thin and for a couple of the girls it was a different guy every night so it was always awkward bumping into a stranger in the morning having heard the whole event!!!!
House mate sex stories....hahahaha
During my second year I lived with two lads, and a girl who was a lesbian. Anyway she moved her girlfriend in which really annoyed us all, but they used to shower together.......and made a load of noise Lucky for me most of my lectures were at 9am so I missed the performance, but my turkish flatmate was not so lucky; they used to wake him up every other day or so and he wasn't impressed to say the least
my first house mate was one of my good friends. she was great but her boyfriend was a nightmare. he would always park in my parking spot. he would take over my tv. he would eat my food. and im a pretty nice person and i let all these things slide but i had a feeling he had a crush on me when he would leave me flowers in my room and then when i went out on a date with someone else he called me a whore. that was the last straw. and i moved out.
Also had a landlord who used to come to our house to pass out when he was drunk and didn't want his wife to know. He also came in and randomly let himself into our bedrooms when we were out at work to "inspection" if we were keeping it tidy enoug!!
As far as the sex goes. Many tales from staying in dodgy backpackers. There always seems to be at least one guy sooner or later who decides he just has to jerk off and can't go to the bathroom to do it.
Staying in a backpackers one night, just me and my friend in the room and a couple. They say "do you mind if we turn the radio on!"
I say "I most certainly mind, it's late and we want to go to sleep!"
Well a few minutes later didn't I just wish they did have the radio on. They kept on doing it and doing it and he kept on saying "I can't come, I can't come".
Why do people bother then really I wonder.
I mean they were pretty determined to do it weren't they, doing it with other people in the room.
Housemates stories are the best. I stayed in a sharing house with five guys, I was the only girl there. Every week end after few hours at the pub I had to push my bed against my door to prevent them from coming in.
When i moved from there, I went to a six floors house, we were about 25 living in. I had my bed moving from the rocking of the girl next door. Furnitures burnt to keep the fire going. Fire alarm set off in the middle of the night, just for fun. The guy bashing is girlfriend, because she arrived five minutes late from work.
At all this we had the food stealing, the party going on when nearly everyone want to go to bed. Obviously noone respecting the cleaning roaster.
I love sharing house there are the weidest thing you can experience on earth.