HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just thought I would get this started before someone said I was late to the party once again! Okay, so I'm guilty of being late of recent, but this (too) will change - like... right now!!!
I hope you have as great day and it is filled with many martinis, colossal chunks of chocolate cake and gigantic gifties!!!! (And, no rain on your parade - but California has been a bit dry lately anyway - or parts of...)
For those not looking at your birthday list - Lisa's birthday is Feb. 1st.
Happy EARLY Birthday Lisa!!!
Hope it is awesome!! and mannnnnyyyy more!
clapping noises as we all come in
Happy, Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy, Happy Birthday!!!
And how old are you!?
oopps, ducking the imaginary shoe thrown at me
Have a beautiful day! Cheers!
[ Edit: Fixed bolding ]
Happy birthday, Lisa! Hope you're having a wonderful time.
......and in a near-blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccatto tippity-tap of Riverdance shoes, appears Beerman......
Hallloooooo Ms Lovelee person you!!!! Hmm, that is having nice sort of ring to it...Lovelee Person...I am have to use that again one day.....
As I am saying, haallloooo, and it is I, Beerman, here to make wishes of Happy on your most Happy of Happy Days!!! Ta Da!!!!! Here I make Dance of Happy for you on this, your Day of Happy just prior to Happy Groundhogs Days, which I am thinking is happening not today but tomorrow.
Twirl, twist, tippity-tap, twirl, jump, summersault over dining room table, narrowly avoid crystal chandelier, miss floor on way down, twirl, hit china cabinet, come to stop against wall using nose as brake, slide, collapse, get up, tippity-tap, twirl, bow gracefully....TA DA!!!!!!
Please to accept this complimentary subscription to Chest Wig Monthly, wherein you may discover the secrets to keeping and maintaining a proper chest wig, this convenient pocket digest What I Am Doing in School? Beerman's Guide to Life/Mind-Altering Career Choices For the Uni Set, and this secret key, which allows entrance into Sacramento Governors Mansion for "Governor Movie Marathon Night", featuring all your favorite bodybuilding movies from the Governors personal collection.
Now, if you are pleasing, to point me in direction of East, as I am feeling ground rumble slightly and I am not wanting to fall into Pacific Ocean (I am have seen the movies...it is true, it can happen!!!). I am thanking you Miss Lovelee person you.
....and in a equally near-blinding flash of green light, Beerman is gone, leaving behind a stunned crowd of well-wishers and Gubernatorial bodyguards.......