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Gnorman`s adventures are in your hands...

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1. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

For those who don`t know Gmorman yet,have a look in Isadora`s photo gallery.
The game is to continue the story ,could have sense and following in the action,but I`m beginning to know yall...I think we should limit ourselves to one or two lines each time to keep it dynamic,but it`s free to imagination.Anyway,the imortant thing is to have fun,and here is the begining....

Gnorman,son of the highlands of GreenGarden`s land,had a dream last night,the great sbeerit talked to him this way:
-Gnorman!You son of the gardens are the one who will change the fate of the gnomad`s people....
-But how,great sbeerit?I`m only a stupid little garden dwarf!
-LEAD the gnomadsto theirdestiny.....
Poor little gnom!When he awaked,all the gnomads were in front of his house....And the little multitude was yelling in one voice:............

2. Posted by Wolf (Budding Member 43 posts) 10y

-G-N-O-R-M-A-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!A great light apppeared this night.It said you would bring us to the sacred beer`s ocean of the legend!
-I`m not a leader!!!!I`m a garden gnom!If you want me to be your leader,you will have to.......

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Dang - that reminds me. I have one of our gnoble Gnomads posed in Fermanagh and in Caen. Dang you, 35mm with no scanner! I have to put those up...

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Dang - that reminds me. I have one of our gnoble Gnomads posed in Fermanagh and in Caen. Dang you, 35mm with no scanner! I have to put those up...

I don't think those three sentences fit the story line... Get thee to a scanner, T!!!

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Gnorman: "If you want me to be your leader, you will have to treat me as you would your brethren. I will not accept if you bow down before me.

Gnomads: "We agree to your terms. We will not bow down, but will follow you through tempest and turmoil!"

Great Sbeerit: "Psssst Gnorman! The bowing thing isn't so bad once you get used to it. Let them bow if they so choose. Really, you'll thank me for this advice later on in the story."

5. Posted by Wolf (Budding Member 43 posts) 10y

(what would be stories,without vilains?)

During this while,in Nightland...

Dark Godess-My ennemy,sbeerit,has found a new hero,the gnomads are rallied once again...This must not be.You,my faithful Gmork,run as fast as you can,and stop them.They must not reach the beer`s ocean...or we`ll be finished...
Gmork-As you command,my Queen.None shall survive...

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7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Gnorman heeds the Great Sbeerit's advice and accepts the role "Lord of the Lawns and Gardens". Just as the indoctrination ceremony comes to a close, Gnorman is approached by a young, out-of-breath Gnomad...

Young Gnomad: Your Lordliness, there is trouble brewing in the mountains beyond our GreenGarden homelands. I have just gotten word from my spies that the Dark Goddess of Nightland has dispatched an assassin named Gmork.

Gmorman: Thank you for your vigilence and for bringing this information to me. I must ask a formidable task of you... I send you forth in hopes that you can reach the MayWitch Gmindy of the Mallow Marsh before the assassin arrives. Go now and may you know success in your mission.

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Gnorman, completely taken off guard, falls into a dead faint and hits his head against a prop from another storyline altogether.

Gnorman (slurring): Gknute Rocke? Is that really you?

Young Gnomad: What are you, an idiot? I was just talking to you! Gmork? Bad guy? Log hair and a facial wart? Any of this ringing a bell?

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

10. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

And little Gnomad runs,runs,three days and three nights without having any break or anyfood.(Yeah,Gnomads are tough).But when he comes reaching the first sugar line,he has a strange feeling looking at the Mallow Marsh....There is a strange light coming out of behind the hill...He slowly climbs up the hill...looking all around him...And suddenly stop,astonished.As unbelievable as it can be,here down,the....................