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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting strayalien

Its already gone longer than i thought....dont know if thats really sad or really good.

There a very long, complicated formula for figuring out the good vs. bad ratio - not unlike that used for member rakings. At this moment, since this thread has passed the "wee hours of this morning" mark already - the trend is leaning towards GOOD. BAD would denote finding this on page 3 at this exact point in time.

Where's SeeTheSky when we need him????? Someone light the STS signal!! That boy is never around when you want him...

32. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting Isa

Is that short, as in inches/centimeters, or in CanuckiBucks?

Errr...neither....what Phil said.....

What DID Phil say????? Yeah, I'm too lazy to go back and look.

Quoting tway

Threadjacking begins in 5, 4, 3, 2...

I declare fatwa on your threadjacking....will now post cartoons of tway in a bonnet and send to all European newspapers !! Ha ha ha ha !!!!.....

Good luck with that... Besides, that's T's favorite bonnet!

Quoting beerman

How long can a thread last? Not as important a question as "How long was the last thread....

How long can a thread last ?
If the last thread did last this long ?
Would a thread that lasted that long,
Be a thread that would this long last ?

Rock-step 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, rock-step.....

Dancing in the Rain Dinner Theater, Q??? Tickets on sale now for tonight's performance. Don't miss Q Zhang mystify the crowd with his interpretation of Beerman's Birthday Riverdance! *Complimentary chestwigs available for the first 10 people through the door.

T, arm the comma commandos - the assault will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2...

33. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

....passes Green Silk Shirt, Riverdance knee-high boots, and massive chest wig to Q.....then slinks out of room.......

34. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

....passes Green Silk Shirt, Riverdance knee-high boots, and massive chest wig to Q.....then slinks out of room.......

An Asian with chest hair...that's gotta be worth the admission price alone.

35. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Threadjacking begins in 5, 4, 3, 2...

I declare fatwa on your threadjacking....will now post cartoons of tway in a bonnet and send to all European newspapers !! Ha ha ha ha !!!!.....

Good luck with that... Besides, that's T's favorite bonnet!

Yeah - it's for my upcoming bang-em-up cops-and-robbers movie: Bonnet and Clyde.

wah-wah-waaaaah

36. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 10y

I don't know what's going on here, but please just continue.

37. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Yeah - it's for my upcoming bang-em-up cops-and-robbers movie: Bonnet and Clyde.

wah-wah-waaaaah

Oh, way to kill the thread there, Tina....*groan*.....

38. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting beerman

....passes Green Silk Shirt, Riverdance knee-high boots, and massive chest wig to Q.....then slinks out of room.......

An Asian with chest hair...that's gotta be worth the admission price alone.

And the nice thing is.....you can wear it on any part of your body. Makes a great beard, or really wows the women folk when you wear it under a Speedo (in front).......sure, it sticks out a little around the sides, but you should see the attention it gets.

I remember time, back in old country, when only men wore chest wigs....was mandatory. Womens of Liberation have taken control of own lives now, some wearing chest wigs as men do, on different parts of body. Saturday night is really big time to mingle with sexes of opposite gender. Everyone is primping and preening chest wigs to look their finest. Oddly enough, no bonnets. Bonnet interferes with proper maintenance of chest wig. No underwear either. No need for such formalities.........

39. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Everyone is primping and preening chest wigs to look their finest. Oddly enough, no bonnets. Bonnet interferes with proper maintenance of chest wig. No underwear either. No need for such formalities.........

But bonnets are what add that special touch to classic lines like: "Hey baby, come over here and let me see what's under your bonnet."

Those underground chest-wig pornos are big business in Beeristani, I hear.

40. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Those underground chest-wig pornos are big business in Beeristani, I hear.

How you are hearing about secret underground business in movies for adults entertainments only? Is my cousin who live in Steinville, yes? He has big mouth, an' if he not careful, someone gently place his chest wig down his lying throat.

No, we no have movies like you are thinking. Is all just part of fantasy tourists have when they make visit to Beeristani. Honest. People have expectations when they are visiting our cities, ogling our beautiful womens. Sure, we will mug for camera, is expected. We won't bottle you up in one place, you free to roam around country. See sights: Mt. Foamy, The Wailing Ale Caves, Old Time Settlement (Lager Village) where people are having no need of electricity or pornography, The Malt House of Horror (is great for the kiddies), and Hop Center where is made professional sports, like hurling, chest wig grooming, and house-sitting.

You are enticed, yes?