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41. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Wow. There's a joke somewhere in there about visiting the big, foamy head, but I'm not going there.

42. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Is OK, you may make mock at expense of Beeristani. Peoples are fun-loving and forgiving. Very few tourists/mockers wind up in bathtub of ice missing kidney.

Big, Foamy Head is highest peak in Beeristani, down from which flows the crystal clear waters of the River Pils. River Pils picks up silt and becomes River Bock by the time it reaches border with neighboring Vinland. Every year, we have Passion Play atop Big, Foamy Head....we all sing...."The Heads are alive, with the sounds of slurping....".

Is nice place to visit. Bring kidneys.

43. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Wow. There's a joke somewhere in there about visiting the big, foamy head, but I'm not going there.

Yeah, right!! I think you went there and now I'm going to have to book the tickets for the Passion Play atop Big, Foamy Head Mountain and the trip back to Beeristani. Do you know who many suitcases are needed for Beerman's chestwigs??? You thought Liberace traveled heavy - ha! I say - HA!

Dear, I'll get those buckets of ice for the bathtubs ready... ;)

44. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Is nice place to visit. Bring kidneys.

Whew! Fortunately for me, Canukistani kidneys do not fit into Beeristani sockets!

45. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

OK, everybody to tie on aprons and SING!!!!!!!!!

Raindrops on noses and whiskey on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen giblets
Brown paper packages tied up with ropes
These are few of favorite things

Drab colored ponies and crisp apple crumbcakes
Doorbells and sleighbells
And schnitzel made of poodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon in their eyes
These are a few of my favorite things

Mens in silk dresses with green satin sashes
Snowflakes that get in my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winter that melts into neighboring Vinland
These are a few of my favorite things

When my dog bites
When my pee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...anything at all

....ach, it is always make me weep.....

46. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I'm..... I'm..... I'm..... just speechless........

T, can we call off the highjacking until tomorrow (Friday)... Between being speechless and having to book all those tickets, I'm not sure I can fit a highjacking into my schedule at the moment. It will be better in the morning. Promise!!! I'll get up early and prepare some dastardly device of destruction - just don't know which one - yet...

47. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting strayalien

Its already gone longer than i thought....dont know if thats really sad or really good.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA... Little did you know what "can of worms" you were opening with starting this thread!!!! What do you think of your creation now, Dr. Frankenstrayalien????

Mwahahahahahahaha, I say... Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

48. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

The walking monster had legs,now he has a voice...

49. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

It'th alive, Marthter, it'th alive!!! Thall I fetch another lightning rod now???

50. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

You know, this thread was originally titled "War, what is it good for?".