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51. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

You know, this thread was originally titled "War, what is it good for?".

You know, is funny you mention this....is reminds me of old country folks songs....we used to sit around outhouse campfires an sing.....
"WAR, wat ess gut for.......yabsolootely nutheeng....say it again, uh huh, WAR!!!! Gut God, I am saying, ees gut for nutheeng....

Ach, I am weepy again for gut ole days.....

"Neebling on spongecake, watching the sun bake
all of those chest wigs covered with oil....
But there's booze in the blender,
and soon it will render
that frozen concoction
that helps me hang on..........
Wastin' away in Beeristani-stan
lookin's for my
lost vat of chest wig oil......"

52. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Never fear - I will make sure that Beerman gets some "down time" over the weekend... ;)
Just realize, he will be back with a vengence come Monday morning...

53. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Hey, when Beerman needs a chest-wig cut, does he go to the Chester?

Wah-wah-waaaah.

54. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Hey, when Beerman needs a chest-wig cut, does he go to the Chester?

Wah-wah-waaaah.

Oh you funny girl person you......I am laughing so hardly is almost painfuls. Is sort of begs question though.....who says chest wig ever needs cutting? They really require full, luxuriant growth so womens folks can run fingers through during foresplays.......

You see, you peoples of frozen Norsland should be used to this sort of hirsutism...what is keeps you warm 9/10ths of year? I am to understand that word "Montreal" in old French tongues means "Furry Toes". Is correct, yes? I am Googled it....it must be true.....

55. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

I am to understand that word "Montreal" in old French tongues means "Furry Toes". Is correct, yes? I am Googled it....it must be true.....

Yup! There's even a song about it (imagine that!):

Call my baby furry toes
tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when my furry toes does his rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance...

I call him
Furry toes, furrry toes,
oh furry, furry, furry,
Furry toes, furry toes,
oh furry furry toes
furry toes
POP
bah-dum-dum-dum...

56. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Well, the thread made it through the weekend, still on the front page...

Dear Chestwina,

Shall we continue the war between good and evil??

Sincerely,
Isa-Wan-Kanobi

ps: I think Mr. Indecisive/Dr. Bleh maybe hiding our in his Qortress of Qoom..

57. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

What better way to start the week off on the right foot than with a good, ol' fashioned war between good and evil. Is a black turtleneck too 'evil'? Maybe I should invest in something more colourful so you don't accidentally shoot me with an exclamation point meant for Dr. Bleh...

58. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

There will be no shooting of Doctor Bleh, Today.....No shooting of Doctor Bleh at all!

Go with the skintight pleather catsuit, Chestwina.....all villaineses wear skintight pleather catsuits.

Quoting Isadora

I think Mr. Indecisive/Dr. Bleh maybe hiding our in his Qortress of Qoom..

Plotting....I'm plotting !.....there will be no hiding in Qortress of Qoom .....Always the plotting ......

59. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Mwahahahahahaha!!!! Good luck with the plotting... Might as well just surrender now because you have already lost the war!!

Chestwina - wearing colorful clothes will just make you look more like me. But, don't be fooled - we'll know the difference - you can't hide behind my Hawaiian print sarong!!! (The amount of cleavage will give you away...)

60. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

... you can't hide behind my Hawaiian print sarong!!! (The amount of cleavage will give you away...)

Wait, wait - whose cleavege?

I'm also confused about my allegiance. Am I good or evil again? I'm a fellow punctuation heroine, but isn't Chestwina a nemesis of Queerman and Isa-wan-kanobi? Perhaps I was unknowingly swayed after I left chat!