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61. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

BEHOLD !! I unleash the Qiant QIC Qazor of Qoom !! Doctor Bleh steps back as a giant orange and white disposable razor rises from the ground on the elevator platform behind him. I demand a Qillion Qilliion dollars or you can say goodbye to Queerman's chestwig. There is no stopping the Qiant QIC Qazor of Qoom !!!

We take Visa or Mastercard, money orders will be subject to 5% service charge and personal cheques must be cleared prior to delivery. California residents add 7% state tax.....

62. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

With a transcendent, translucent and quite possible transsexual flash a ragged figure dressed in a white jumpsuit with yellowish stains appears and looks confused

Puny Earthlings, what's all this shouting about? I am Pee-Man from the Planet Urinal, who once nearly rescued Lois Lane from the claws of Lex Luthor! Pee-Man who got thrown out of photography class for indecent exposure!!
How dare you wake me up from my sleep upside down in my cubicle?
What's all this talk about war? I am away from the chatroom for a few days and bam, everythings goes apeshape!
I demand explanations!!!! And Wine!! And funny shaped vegetables!!!

63. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Ok, Phil, I'll try to remember the cast of characters:

Beerman stars as Queerman, the chestwig superhero out to save the world from hair-removal devices.

Isa is his sidekick Isa-Wan-Kanobi, defending her man with Mickey Wafflers and her cunning wit!

Q is Mr. Indecisive/Dr. Bleh, a Jeckyl-and-Hyde character who embraces either good or evil, depending on how the stars are aligned and what he had for breakfast. He is afflicted with a Q-lisp - So he has to qualk quike quis.

And I am Chestwina, Queerman's nemsis, armed with tweezers, pinking sheers and a fully loaded, semi-automatic Nair gun. But as I mention below, I can't remember if I'm good, bad or ugly.

That leaves us with... Philly...hmmm...

64. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Isa is his sidekick Isa-Wan-Kanobi, defending her man with Mickey Wafflers and her cunning wit!

Ahem..... Beerman's sidekick is Chesty!! Isa-Wan-Kanobi is Beerman's sort-of sensei. Oh, how soon Chestwina forgets...

And I am Chestwina, Queerman's nemsis, armed with tweezers, pinking sheers and a fully loaded, semi-automatic Nair gun. But as I mention below, I can't remember if I'm good, bad or ugly.

Dreams of grandeur?? It was a Super-Soaker full of Nair. Though, as caustic as the Nair is, the Super-Soaker has probably dissolved into a pile of plastic goo already... You are on the side of evil, trying to diguise yourself as me with the colorful clothing...

On the Punctionation Wars front, you are fighting for the good guys. I know it's hard to remember which war you are engaged in at any particular time - but that's why we love you!

Quoting Pardus

I am Pee-Man from the Planet Urinal...

I was hoping those stains were from over-undulging in mustard.... Gotta admit MustardMan has a better ring to it... And, the Pee-Man visual is a bit disturbing...

65. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Mmmmhhh.. MustardMan... I am not sure about that... Only if I can be 'Dave's-Insanity-Mustard Man' aka DIM Man... Or maybe 'The Waffler'...
How about 'Captain Hairless'? The Incredible Munk? Gopher Guy? Punxtatony (sp?) Phil?
'Beetroot Boy'? 'Smell Boy'?
'The Pangolin'? 'Captain Christams'? 'Eduard Butterfingers'?

Take your pick...

Oh, that reminds me: 'How do you confuse an Irishman? - Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick!!!'

66. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Pardus

Mmmmhhh.. MustardMan... I am not sure about that... Only if I can be 'Dave's-Insanity-Mustard Man' aka DIM Man... Or maybe 'The Waffler'...
How about 'Captain Hairless'? The Incredible Munk? Gopher Guy? Punxtatony (sp?) Phil?
'Beetroot Boy'? 'Smell Boy'?
'The Pangolin'? 'Captain Christams'? 'Eduard Butterfingers'?

Take your pick...

Oh, that reminds me: 'How do you confuse an Irishman? - Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick!!!'

Oh....and I'm Mr. Indecisive.... ....Looks like I'm not the only one who can't decide on a comic book name.

Well, are you punny humans ready to pay the ransom or am I going to have to demonstrate my powers by mowing down Mel Gibson's hair ???

67. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Ahem..... Beerman's sidekick is Chesty!!

What does Chesty do again ???

68. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Isa-Wan-Kanobi

YEAH!!!!!The last jedi has rised !
Let the order take place again!!!!

I wanna be master yodysseas

69. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Is this thread about to die???

70. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

DIE?????? NO!!!!!! This thread will live long and prosper!!! Oh wait, that's not an Isa-Wan-Kanobi line... Damn Star Trek gets in the way every time!!

Isa-Wan-Kanobi goes to find a more suitable quote from the correct movie series...