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71. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting Isadora

Ahem..... Beerman's sidekick is Chesty!!

What does Chesty do again ???

Chesty attacks all enemas (or enemies) with savage brutality, sparing no one, deferring to none. Chesty is armed with all the latest cutting edge hair detection radar (or Hairdar) so as to reveal the true identities of those who would seek to subvert the Freedoms(TM) that God gave humans to wear whatever form of artificial hair they desire, wherever they desire.

Chesty is one mean dude. Keeper of the Sacred Hair Oil, Guardian of the Ancient Comb, First Lord of the Knights of Curl, Permanent (hee hee) member of the Brush Council, and Trustworthy Sidekick to He-Who-Is-Known-As-Beerman (Wearer of the Hair).

Does that clear things up?

72. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I think you explained that perfectly, Schnookems!!! ;)

But, before we get too comfortable, word has it that Chestwina and Dr. Bleh are meeting in the Qortress of Qoom... I hope that Chesty was able to complete his mission of draining Chestwina's Super-Soaker, replacing the Nair with Rogaine. If so, the world will be thick and lush! Renditions of "Hair" will be heard throughout the lands! Hairbrush, comb and curler sales will skyrocket!! WE WILL BE RICH BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!!!!!! But, I digress...

73. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

We'll attack them with the only civilized means that those heathens understand.....music lyrics downloaded from the internet!!!!!!!

Ready Pumpkin? Aim!! Fire!!!!!!

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

74. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Beware Beerman - Chestwina is on the attack!!!

75. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Ahhh....my ears ! My Ears !!!!.....

76. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Don't tell me the war is over before it's even begun... This won't be good for the comic book sales... No one wants to look at blank pages!!

77. Posted by angela_ (Respected Member 1732 posts) 10y

The war is not over, it will never be over as long as TP lives..
But I guess a blank page might be better than a bad comic?

78. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

sometimes a comic can be so bad its funny !

79. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Raven

sometimes a comic can be so bad its funny !

On a scale of 1 to 10 between bad to good, I wonder where a comic book involving a hero whose power is the ability to grow chest hair, an indecisive super villain and a villainese armed with a super soaker of Nair ranks ?

80. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting Raven

sometimes a comic can be so bad its funny !

On a scale of 1 to 10 between bad to good, I wonder where a comic book involving a hero whose power is the ability to grow chest hair, an indecisive super villain and a villainese armed with a super soaker of Nair ranks ?

I'd say 11. Easy.