HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, to be 16 again.... Okay, on second thought, maybe not.... (Anyway, I think my parents would have said, "NO! Not that age!!!!!")
I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that you pass the driver's test with flying colors! It's the coolest birthday present (not counting someone giving you a car) that turning 16 can bring!!
Isa hands Kim a big chocolate cake and tub of chocolate ice cream that she doesn't have to share with anyone else! In the spirit of Off Topic, Kim also gets a large chocolate martini - non-alcoholic version, of course! Isa wonders how to make a chocolate martini without liquor...
Happy birthday, Kim! Enjoy 16 - it just gets better from there!
Happy 16th, Kim.
Have a great day and I hope you get lots of nice presents.
....and in a near-blinding flash of red and white light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of red and white knee-high Riverdance boots, comes Beerman.......
Halllooooo, Miss Kim person you, it is I, Beerman, here to wish you a Most Happy of Days, on this, Your Most Happy of Days. TA DA!!! And for you, I am make Dance of the Most Happy Days in my new Red and White outfit. You are noticing, perhaps, that I am have have formed chest wig into shape of maple leaf and dyed it red, yes?
Tippity-tap tippity-tap, twirl, twist, jump up, jump down, get up, get down, get back up again, jump very high, fall down low, twist, twirl, dislocate both ankles falling on floor of igloo (don't all Manitobites live in igloos?), scream in agony, jump up again, put on Riverdance ice-boots, summersault out window, bounce off polar bear slepping in yard, run from newly awakened polar bear, leap high into air and diving through chimney, land gracefully on kneecaps in middle of living room floor........arms outstretched.....
TA DA!!!!! Is Dance of Joy for you. Now please to accept Beerman's version of chocolate martini.....Root Beer Float with chocolate ice cream......AND, this complimentary snowshovel bearing likeness of Beerman, AND this (super-charged, custom painted, 28-speaker sound system, DVD, hydraulic jumper shocks, and six-panel moon roof) Smart Car!!!!!!!! Is good, yes? May I see license please?
Now if you would be so kind as to point me in direction of somewhere other than frozen Maintoboan tundra, I will take bear for long walk back to Beerman Island, where Beerman is working on sequel to "Lost", entitled "Lost, I Am Theenking". I am thanking you.
...and in an equally near-blinding flash of red and white with extra white, Beerman is gone, leaving behind a thoroughly stunned yet cheering crowd of freezing Manitobears who are completely impressed with red maple-leaf chestwig design capability and its' potential to alleviate freezing-ness while being a patriotic fashion statement......
happy birthday to you, happy birthday tooooooooo youuuuuuuu hope you get loads of pressies and are spoiled rotton
HAPPY BORTHDAY kim -- have a good year
Happy Birthday Kim! And now my postings has reached to 1200, hope someone will give me USD1200 at this moment
All the best!
Thank you all so much! I had a great birthday!
And Beerman....we dont live in igloos! good try though. Very very vyer very few peopel live in igloos these days...even up north! sorry to disappoint you!