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11. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

Quoting CupCake

Hey! I can type...with one it takes a while...and it frustrates the hell out of me!!!!! :P

Hey,that's nothing,I always type with two fingers!Carry on,TP is poor without you!

12. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 10y

Ah, to be free of the chocolate for a while.:(

You all do realize that we must keep chocolate out of the thread as to make sure that CC has time to get better. If any of you post about choclate - you know she will sense it and be right back here to find the chocolate posts. For her own good - I think we start a ban on posting about c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e. ;)

Now let's see - if I go back through every single thread and make a random post in each one - can I still catch up? Gimme a sec - I'm gonna go get my calculator for this one.

13. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 10y

17,144 threads- alright - thats a little more daunting than I thought. ummm - maybe tomorrow.

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting IronChef

17,144 threads- alright - thats a little more daunting than I thought. ummm - maybe tomorrow.

I see you are well on your way to catching up!!!

So much for the ban on c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e...

15. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Maybe we should take to calling it hocolatecay...

16. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 10y

Hope you recover soon, CC!

  • sends a truck of chocolate to CC's house*

17. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 10y

Aaahh - you don't realize - we have all the roads blocked. In her condition - CC is in an urgent state. This is not something to joke about. We must be very careful - the healing process could be hurt with and ocolatechay overdose.

I have consulted with the physicians and they told me that nothing but broccolini and brussel sprouts will help. Brendan and I are going to work up a completely vegan menu for her. This is also going to be a good time to ween her off of that foul c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e. Time to de-tox the system and start pumping in the proper nutrients.

I have come up with a supplemtal diet of nothing but beans. I am leaving it to Brendan to devise the lentil appetizers and desserts.:)
This is my chance! With CC incapacitated - the final blow against c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e will be struck. Mwahahahahah! The time is right and the stars are in alignment!

Nothing like the sweet smell of VICTORY! Without their leader I am sure the c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e resistance will crumble.
I am ready to pass around the congratulatory carrot cigars!

18. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

.....and in a really almost-blinding flash of green light, with little chocolate smudges around his lips, comes Beerman to the rescue.......

STOP FOWL CHEF (hee hee, I am not able to make resist)!!! It is I, Beerman, here to make stops to your fowl (hee hee) plan to makes away with Garden of Earthly Delights, also known as CHOCOLATES CHOCOLATES!!!! Are you not realizing the damage that is you are being inflicted on poor human souls by making deprivation from what in Beeristan is called "sex without mess, or why I am having sweet lips"????? I COMMAND YOU AND YOUR VEGAN MINION......BEGONE TO OTHER SIDE OF STREET AND LEAVE POOR SUFFERING CRIPPLE WOMAN ALONE!!!!!! I am flashing you glimpse of Massive Chest Wig so to distract you while I am make off with poor crippled womans and take her to be nursed back to health at Rancho Chocolito, deep in heart of Old Mexico.

...and in an equally really almost-blinding flash of green and brown, Beerman, carrying poor crippled womans over shoulder, is gone, leaving stunned vegan peoples to chew their cud (hee hee)......

19. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Isa is speechless - but only for this moment...

20. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

:( slackers....;)

Seems like Isa is the only one even making an effort....I am healing up fast....your time is running out...

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