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71. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Exciting opening move Man-o-beer !! Tina might as well surrender now !! No need to prolong the pain....

72. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

HA! Q...Q....Q......my dear naive Q....Tina was only warming up ;)
Or toying with eermanBay if you will................LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! :)
Isa? You don't have to sit between Q and I...I promise not to rip his lips off his face even once!
eermanBay? I've got your counter balance right here.............

73. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Hien

Quoting Isadora

... So Dolly really isn't dead???? Gelli lied to us????? I'm appalled at the thought!!
...

Appalled at the thought of what? That Dolly WAS dead? Or Dolly isn't dead? Or that Gelli lied to us?

Dolly will never die, she's a clone of beermans chest wig

74. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting CupCake

Isa? You don't have to sit between Q and I...I promise not to rip his lips off his face even once!

I wasn't worried about what you would do to Cottony-Swab... Since he's into the manly thing with chainsaws and axes - and now that your fingers are healed - I didn't want you losing them by accident... We just got you back! ;)

eermanBay? I've got your counter balance right here.............

Watch what you do with those counter-balances!!!!!!!

75. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Whoops! Seems I left Beerman in a precarious position over the weekend. Good thing he had those "testicles" to keep him steady!

And so - Tway meets her opponant's challenge and does a triple-axle and quadruple sow-chow in the process, to the delight of the onlookers. While making a martini with one hand and performing magic tricks involving Dolly the not-dead sheep with the other, she challenges Berrman to a more global move:

OK - right foot in Venice, left foot in Beijing, right pinky in Tasmania, right thumb in Greenland, half of left iris in Alabama and other half of iris in New Delhi!

76. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

And so - Tway meets her opponant's challenge and does a triple-axle and quadruple sow-chow in the process, to the delight of the onlookers. While making a martini with one hand and performing magic tricks involving Dolly the not-dead sheep with the other, she challenges Berrman to a more global move:

OK - right foot in Venice, left foot in Beijing, right pinky in Tasmania, right thumb in Greenland, half of left iris in Alabama and other half of iris in New Delhi!

Ooohh, this may be a bit of a stretch.....hee hee hee hee

1) What's a "sow chow"? Is it some sort of corn-based product or an attempt at quasi-pornographic figure skating? Because though I will accept food, I cannot be a part of figure skating porn.....unless it comes with a DVD.....

2) Global, eh? Couldn't take the simple 37 color (45 Canucki) Twister Mat? I should have known the rules of the game, set down in ancient times by lithe young Druid virgins, would be usurped by "She-who-must-not-be-llama" Fortunately, I have retained possession of my "twins" (sticks out tongue at CC again...) and am prepared to take your challenge once again (picks up gaunlet carelessly thrown to ground...).

Insert Winston Churchill, performed by Beerman, voice here...
We shall makes fight with you on beaches, we shall makes fight in airs, we shall never to make surrender, we shall make fight so longs as there are breaths left in the souls of the Beerman....

Right then....."Oh Xanax Concessioneer? Would you are being so kind as to make toss of several X's to Beerman pleasey? I make direct deposit into account at Concession Bank. I am thanking you."

...and in a flash of near-blinding light, Beerman swallows the two Xanax's. 27 minutes later, he begins awkward global stretch, inadvertantly crushing Arizona with his massive chest wig.....

OK, I theenk I am having this now.....ooomph, errghh, ahhgh, stretch, OK, Hien......please to make big spin for Daddy.

p.s.---Beerman is knowing where you are living Mr. Smarty-Fart 007, so you are watching your post box, yes?

77. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Hmm. While waiting for Hien to spin the wheel of discomfort, the crowd is entertained by a lively show from Sheila and her Band of Merry Penguins, who perform a moving interpretation of A Comedy of Errors using pantomime and semaphore signals.

(Hey - it's that or The Girl From Ipenema again...)

78. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

OK, Hien......please to make big spin for Daddy.

Ahem.... Hien.... We're waiting for the spinny thing to go around.... Hello... HIEN!!! Spin the wheel already!!!!!

Isa wanders off to sit in the chaise lounge she has strategically placed to face both this and the Doll Man thread............... Martinis anyone - while we wait???????

79. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

I'd like to spin please.

tik, tik, tik, tik, tik, tik...

Oh, a free spin!

tik, tik, tik, tik, tik, tik...

I'd like to use my free spin, please.

tik, tik, tik, tik, tik, tik...

80. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting CupCake

Isa? You don't have to sit between Q and I...I promise not to rip his lips off his face even once!

I wasn't worried about what you would do to Cottony-Swab... Since he's into the manly thing with chainsaws and axes - and now that your fingers are healed - I didn't want you losing them by accident... We just got you back! ;)

eermanBay? I've got your counter balance right here.............

Watch what you do with those counter-balances!!!!!!!

Don't worry Isa...I promise not to hurt Q...(much) ;)
Are you ever going to tell us about your trip?? Did you have a good time?? Do you realize HOW much you were missed?!?!??
pssssssst...don't worry about the counter balancesesesese....you may have to re-balance them...since the game tends to make them off kilter...;)