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81. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting CupCake

Are you ever going to tell us about your trip?? Did you have a good time?? Do you realize HOW much you were missed?!?!??

Expect a phone call...

82. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....got two of them....and missed them both!!!! :(

I need details woman....I will be around tomorrow...but the three days after that I will be hard to pin down.....

83. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

...tomorow, tomorrow...

Oh forget it, I'm not singing theme songs from Annie!!!!!!

I will give you a call in the morning! ;);)

84. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Right then......as my spinner is having abandoned Beerman and becomes lost in game show featuring the stunning Vanna White and the handsome, manly-chested Pat Sajak, I ams going to untwists myself and offer new Challenge of Doom to chest folliclely-compromised opponent (no, is not you Hien...).......

...and in a completely unexpected turn of events, nearly blinding the eager onlookers, Beerman whips out..........his trusty Battleship.....)

So then, clever opponent person with paddle in hand, you are thinking your strength training will pay off, no? I am saying to you now, HA, I am saying, HA!! Strength will not be playing part in next Challenge of Doom...is all mental fortitudinousness.......

I am first, so.......G4.....is must be hit....no lying to Beerman......

85. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Fortunately, I have retained possession of my "twins" (sticks out tongue at CC again...) and am prepared to take your challenge once again (picks up gaunlet carelessly thrown to ground...).

Hey?! That was two times too many!
GET HIM TINA!!! Show him who is QUEEN of the Twister/Battleship/TP world!!!!!

86. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Out of her trusty handbag, Tway pulls out... a bazooka ($4.99 at Walmart) and aims it at Beerman's battleship...

"Methinks your battleship has been sunked! Take that, chest-hair imposter!"

As the pieces fly, Tway reaches back into her handbag and pulls out... Barbie's Funtime Hair Salon.

"Now, let's see what can be done with your so-called chest-implant. I have a new bottle of Nair just dying to be opened..."

87. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

This is getting better and better with each new game!

T may be Queen of the Games (though the verdict is not in yet) - but remember who is Queen of TP.... (No, not me!)

88. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Out of her trusty handbag, Tway pulls out... a bazooka ($4.99 at Walmart) and aims it at Beerman's battleship...

"Methinks your battleship has been sunked! Take that, chest-hair imposter!"

As the pieces fly, Tway reaches back into her handbag and pulls out... Barbie's Funtime Hair Salon.

"Now, let's see what can be done with your so-called chest-implant. I have a new bottle of Nair just dying to be opened..."

Mmmm, hmmmmm.....is to be expected I am supposing. Just when tide turns against, violence is resorted to.....I am meaning, really, Wal-Marts bazookas? Is cheap imitation of real genuine bazooka available at any convenience store/gas station in AmericaLand. What more can be expected of wooman from island surrounded by dead saint water

...and while wooman is pondering revenge for perceived gender/nationality slight, Beerman makes move.......

HA WOOMAN, TAKES THEES........removes Ken the Hairdresser doll from closet and flashes it to wooman........Is Hairdresser Ken!!!!! Mwuhahahahahahahaaa. He is here to give you Extreme Makeover, Barbie person you...........and as Ken the Hairdresser goes to work on Barbies butch-cut...randomly tossing aside bottles (including the Nair) "Oh Honey, this is just soooo not right for you (fluff fluff)....I think you need more volume (fluff fluff)....who on Earth did this monstrosity to you (lisp lisp)
...and this makeup!!! Who told you Honey that blue eyeshadow was still in????

Life is sweet when you are having chest wig......

89. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Oooohhhhh YEAH !! This is better than the WWE, Pay per view, Sunday night football, NBA, and the NHL combined !!

I'm breaking out the Heineken and roast pheasant !!

90. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Q-Tip

Oooohhhhh YEAH !! This is better than the WWE, Pay per view, Sunday night football, NBA, and the NHL combined !!

I'm breaking out the Heineken and roast pheasant !!

Beerman will never forgive you for that Hieneken.... But, I guess you have to go with what you find in your refrigerator...

Isa waits with anticipation to see Twina's new hairdo and make-up! She hears that Ken is fabulous at makeovers!!!!

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