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91. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Standing back and shouting "busines in front, pleasure in back!", Beerman steps away to reveal - the Beerman mullet! As Tway helplessly tries to smooth some of the back down over the sides, Beerman races victory laps around the salon with comb in one hand and scissors in the other. Tripping over his own chest-hair, Beerman goes sprawling on the floor and shouts what sounds like "Ack! Scissors are being where no scissors should be!".

But the opportunity is not lost! Putting on a pair of asbestos gloves (plus disinfectant and gauze wrapping), Tway picks up the newly freed counterbalances and challenges Beerman to a game of... Ultimate Croquet!

Ha! What say you now?!

92. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

OK, see, now that just hurts.......

93. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Well Dear, a llama, who shall remain nameless, is under the false assumption that you have thrown in the towel in defeat... Mwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! Little does she realize the stamina of Beerman and the trusty surgical skills of... well... me! We'll have you fixed up and back in the game in no time. Until then, may I recommend a nice simple game of gin-rummy or canasta??? I know!!! Scrabble!!! Her spelling skills are weak - she is vulnerable!

94. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Ooh! Ooh! Did I hear someone say Gin-rummy?!!?!

95. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

But the opportunity is not lost! Putting on a pair of asbestos gloves (plus disinfectant and gauze wrapping), Tway picks up the newly freed counterbalances and challenges Beerman to a game of... Ultimate Croquet!

Ha! What say you now?!

T!!!! I spewed Cherry Coke all over the damn screen when I read that!!
I love you woman!!! You have totally made my day!!!
:)

96. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

....after having been through hours of ridiculously painful surgery to re-attach "the twins" and reduce the mullet to a natural wavy sort of look, Beerman awakens in somewhat of a daze. His mind clouded in the fog of heavy anesthesia, he stumbles out of the kitchen/operating theater and into the great outdoors......

Ah, is refreshing, this -2C air, with bits of frozen rain tearing into face from winds of gale force coming from west northwest. Should be just the thing for to wash gloobs of poisonous Nair from body. Why is I am not able to get song out of head...."who wears short shorts"...? Achh, is driving crazy. I must find the Evil One and defeat her at nearly all cost.

...his mind still reeling, Beerman drives on through the harsh, stinging, cold winds of Winter, determined at nearly all cost to vanquish his sworn foe. His mind is almost racing......

Hmmm, did Battleship, Twister, Barbie....perhaps Stratego.........

97. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Hmmm, did Battleship, Twister, Barbie....perhaps Stratego.........

I keep tellin' ya - go for the Scrabble game....

98. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

How about a good old fashioned game of 'HuggerMugger'? Or Cripple Mr. Onion while we're at it?

99. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Pardus

How about a good old fashioned game of 'HuggerMugger'? Or Cripple Mr. Onion while we're at it?

Oh, you and your silly Swish games! What the who is HuggerMugger? And you want to do what to poor Mr. Onion?

Tway is still contemplating the next move. Perhaps one must dig out Hungry, Hunry Hippoes from under the bed...

100. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting Pardus

How about a good old fashioned game of 'HuggerMugger'? Or Cripple Mr. Onion while we're at it?

Oh, you and your silly Swish games! What the who is HuggerMugger? And you want to do what to poor Mr. Onion?

Tway is still contemplating the next move. Perhaps one must dig out Hungry, Hunry Hippoes from under the bed...

Oh, Hugger Mugger could be her downfall too... There's spelling, fill in the blank, word un-scramble, definitions, creating ten (real) words from the letters of a single word, and so much more!!!! (It kept Phil entertained for several evenings...)

Hungry Hunry Hippoes??? What's a "Hunry Hippo"????

Isa rests her case with the spelling thing...

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