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31. Posted by Mdog (Budding Member 24 posts) 10y

captains update;
tway you make me laugh, so im moving you up into a slightly deep central striker, with myself onn the right and jase on the leftplaying slightly more wide positions off your central role. as more educated readers will note, this means a change of our formation into a 4-3-3. midfeild postions are still up for grabs. beerman will take the centre-right defence, and play a sweepers role, whilst isa takes the central left but pushes up the feild to link with the midfeild and perform a playmakers role on attacks.

ps; oap;old age person, chiddler;children. since the introduciton of bratislavan strippers though we simply cannot allow these into the stadium for tuesdays fixture as we would have an outbreak of heartattacks and corrupt minds.

beerman; "well drink from the kegs!!!"
do our chasers have kegs?? no? as beverage manager you must keep in mind the code of refreshment beverage managers; all german beer with an american accent must be followed up with a chaser. from a curly loop-the-loop glass.

too much black in the pitch... im thinking pink goals, blue pitch and red lines. following positions still need to be filled!
RECRUTING NOW;
BRATISLAVAN CHEERLEADERS WITH GREEN CHEST HAIR, LINESMEN!!! REFEREES!! MIDFEILDERS!!!!! BALLBOYS!!!! TICKET PRINTING COMPANY!!!

preference to those who are lucky enough to be able to grow a handlebar moustache, despite being female. and for the purposes of the sexual equality act; OR those gentlemen who are lucky enough posses the ability to grow large breasts.
whilst counting to fifty... in prime factors.

PS any suggestions for a mascot????

32. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Mdog

captains update;
isa takes the central left but pushes up the feild to link with the midfeild and perform a playmakers role on attacks.

Can't I just cast a spell to make the oppsoing team disappear and then we can get on to the "drinking from the kegs"??? If that doesn't appeal to you, because you really want to get out on the field, how about a "stop motion" spell so we can get the goal and then do the "drinking from the kegs" thing??? (I'll just stop motion long enough to rack up the score and still let Manchester think they have a chance... Promise! ;)

ps; oap;old age person

I take exception to this comment... I promise not to have a heart attack and I'm far to old be be corrupted any more than I am already... Keep in mind, it is the wise old witch who performs the best spells...

too much black in the pitch... im thinking pink goals, blue pitch and red lines.

I rather like the pink goals - as long as it is a fashionable coral pink. But, the pitch sould be turquoise (the color of protection, courage, healing, luck and success) and the stripes amethyst purple (protection against thieves - ie: the opponents trying to get the ball - and happiness - ie: our side winning)

PS any suggestions for a mascot????

I suggest the cat - but tway is allergic so that may pose a problem...

Isa goes off to throw the bones to see if they have any suggestions for a moscot and fire up Illustrator to begin working on that logo. Ticket printing company? Not a problem!!!

33. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

What? Replace black with pink? I may have to call an illegal strike to protest such nonesense! Think of the lack of co-ordination, for goodness' sake! Think of what will happen when we're blinded by the glow from all that colour. Green chest-wigs crashing into other green chest-wigs. It won't be pretty!

What about a cheer - do they have cheers in football?

"We drink good beer
we comb nice wigs
we sit in laps
and wriggle like pig(lets).
If you no like us
we no care!
We have bigger breasts
and more chest hair."

34. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

What? Replace black with pink? I may have to call an illegal strike to protest such nonesense! Think of the lack of co-ordination, for goodness' sake! Think of what will happen when we're blinded by the glow from all that colour. Green chest-wigs crashing into other green chest-wigs. It won't be pretty!

What about a cheer - do they have cheers in football?

"We drink good beer
we comb nice wigs
we sit in laps
and wriggle like pig(lets).
If you no like us
we no care!
We have bigger breasts
and more chest hair."

Priceless!!!!!!!

35. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Beerman, sorry but the chest-wig rubbing could cause too much static with my own. But the drinking out of the keg brings back good memories.
I'm all up for selling the DVD's at half time, there are loads of dodgy DVD sellers down the local that would appreciate the extra work (they could also offer the xxx rated versions at a premium).
As for a mascott, i'd suggest something on the chocolate beer keg front, as TP seems to have a total obsession with it mmmmm
We need to find a good coaching team,Mdog's job and don't forget the massagest - suggest a lineup of exotic women

36. Posted by Mdog (Budding Member 24 posts) 10y

RECRUITING NOW!

!!!!A TRAVELLING COMPANY OF EXOTIC WOMEN!!!!

!!!!COACHING STAFF!!!! !!!!MIDFEILDERS!!!!

!!! EXPERIENCED RIOT CONTROL OFFICERS!!!

!!! LARGE SCALE PRIVATE POLICE FORCE W RIOT CONTROL EQUIPMENT!!! I.E.BATONS.

GOOD HOURS, GREAT PAY, BENEFITS; COMPANY PENSION AND CAR.

.Apply Here.

37. Posted by Mdog (Budding Member 24 posts) 10y

team we have an update; our new sponsor following the offer of a more generous package since our recent rise in popularity as a team, will be

D.I.S.C.O
REGGIES MOBILE DISCOS.

also amendments to the pitch colour scheme are as follows; turquiose grass, pink and black stripey goals. the ball shall be electric yellow and the mascot shall be a bratislavan lady dressed in exotic garbedier with a foam beer bottle as a hat.

tway appreciations for the 'chant'
more suggestions please... prizes to the best ones.
also we still need three midfeilders and a leftback and rightback!!!!!!!! folks please do yourbest to get out there and get me some names, i have recruited me little brother as a ref and my sis and mum as lineswomen. but of course they are not travellers as such so in the event of any other names being put forward i will replace them.
i would like to be able to get our teamsheet up together and so this means getting a few subs as well.

i need more info on ticket designs also, perhaps a bigger pool of ideas all round for me to work with. im afraid its late going to recruit so many exotic women and strippers and masseus's but i will do my best with things such as the above advertising campaign.

not long till the game with united now folks. is everyone agreed with the proposed tactics?

APPLY HERE FOR MIDFEILD POSITIONS< GREAT PAY!!!preference to those with their own footie boots, and the ability to eat a mars bar without opening the wrapper...

38. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

MDog,
I've been doing my best over the last few weeks (all in the name of resarch and recrutement for the team ) to visit as many clubs as possible from london to aberdeen. I now find myself broke so need a cash advance to allow me to carry on my recrutement drive.

39. Posted by Mdog (Budding Member 24 posts) 10y

to jase
I.O.U 50pence
in the name of her majesty queen elizebteth II of great britain this e-voucher entitles the bearer the right to, on his or her demand, the total sum of fifty pence sterling only.

jase please dont spend it all in one shop....

40. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Mdog

to jase
I.O.U 50pence
in the name of her majesty queen elizebteth II of great britain this e-voucher entitles the bearer the right to, on his or her demand, the total sum of fifty pence sterling only.

jase please dont spend it all in one shop....

Mdog, what kind of strippers/dancers are you after????????
The ones i've been auditioning are costing me £20 per dance!!!
I must say that they are of the highest quality