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41. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Maybe he'll like neurotic paranoid android mim wearing a pink wonder woman t-shirt...

42. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Blah....Unleash your hidden Latina and go for it, Mim !!!....ARIBA !!

43. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 10y

wellll.....

he turned out to be totally unworthy of all my divine attention!...

on to the next

thanks for all the help guys, I'll squirrel away all your tips (esp bacon and custard ;) )

44. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting mimalishus

Quoting Isadora

If he's there - why are you on TP??? (Or, is it that he's in town...)

he's on a training course...

Quoting james

Quoting ilovelucy

i dont know if any one has said this.. but the best thing to do for a date is to be yourself. and have a few bottles of wine handy.

Blimey, I read that as "go for a date by yourself and have a hand shandy!"

I really am rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!!!

so it went pretty average...dunno whats going to happen next neurotic paranoid android mim has taken over my body, I bought a pink wonder woman t-shirt today to try and make a point to him tonight ;)

m

I'd say it'll be him that will be trying to make the point at you

45. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mimalishus

wellll.....

he turned out to be totally unworthy of all my divine attention!...

on to the next

thanks for all the help guys, I'll squirrel away all your tips (esp bacon and custard ;) )

Poor baby, better luck next time - go have yourself some councilling at the local - recommended dose approx 10 pints to be drunk in quick seccession then any topshelf of your choice untill fully loaded

46. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 10y

no...that turned out not to be such a great idea Jase I got pissed last night and sent him (although in hindsite quite funny) a totally innapropriate text along the lines of hoping he would catch a hideous std in the future and his *you know what* ;) would rot off...
(suffice to say he hasn't exactly been the perfect gentleman where I'm concerned )

47. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I'm always full of great ideas
(your such a nasty woman when scorned ;))

48. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 10y

hehe,

maybe...just found the text and I also said that he was a weevil ?!!!

49. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

mim, so what is weevil? and how much did you have to drink

50. Posted by mtlgal (Full Member 1179 posts) 10y

Quoting mimalushus

no...that turned out not to be such a great idea Jase I got pissed last night and sent him (although in hindsite quite funny) a totally innapropriate text along the lines of hoping he would catch a hideous std in the future and his *you know what* ;) would rot off...
(suffice to say he hasn't exactly been the perfect gentleman where I'm concerned )

Geesh, what exactly did he do to make you this mad??!!