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11. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

......and in a near-blinding flash of green (with subtle hints of brown), accompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of knee-high Riverdance boots and the cheering throngs of strippers-in-thongs from the TP United Football Club, comes Beerman.......

Hallloooo Mr. 007 person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make wishes of Happy to you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. And now I dance.......

Knee bend, jump, kick right leg over head, kick left leg over head, land, twirl, twist, spin, leap through nearby plate glass window, scream in agony, staunch bleeding with green silk Riverdance shirt, exposing manly chest wig, leap onto table, tippity-tap, tippity-tap, bow......

TA DA. You are feeling Happy now, yes? No? Then it is now gift time, which is most likely to give you feeling of Happy. Feerst, please to accept this complimentary mock chest wig, suitable for display purposes only. I am being sorry, but actually wearing manly chest wig is big hugey responsibility to be attempted only by most experienced professionals. Seconds, I am present you with this semi-tractor trailer load of Miller Light.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.... Beerman is only making joke, no it is filled with Beermans beer, extra-strength Pale Ale and Lager. After consuming beer, you may find this inflatable Angelina Jolie life-like, life-size doll complete with boobity-boobity action manatee lips and riding a life-size Motobike to be amusing.....

Now to please point me in direction of Band-Aid factory, I am seem to have achieved small cuts on finger.

....and in another near-blinding flash of green and red light, accompanied by the stacatto thud of blood-soaked Riverdance boots, and to the near amusement of many lookers-on who seem only to wonder why that handsome manly chested dancer flew through their plate glass window, leaves Beerman.........

12. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 11y

Happy BDay Jason.

Buy Tons of Drinks on TP... and I hope you have a great evening to celebrate yourself.

13. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 11y

Cheers everyone
I almost forgot about it, until i got to the pub.
I had a drink for you all, now i'm completely broke
So, will need all donations to pay back the tab or they'll never let me leave !!!!;)
Looking forward to seeing beermans video

14. Posted by CNDgirl (Budding Member 36 posts) 10y

Hey Happy Belated Birthday....sry I'm late but i havent ben on he computer in about a week or so...(really busy with school)

Hope you had a great time!!


15. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

Happy belated birthday, Jason! Good things ahead of you!

16. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 10y

Yes, I hope it was a great one Jason. So what did you get up to?

17. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Yes, I hope it was a great one Jason. So what did you get up to?

I can't tell you that !!!
I had a lovely time in norway and looking forward to going back on monday

18. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Sorry I missed it Jase, hope it was a blast!! :)

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