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1. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 10y

I was thinking of some of the worst pick up lines or at least some of the funniest things Ive heard friends say to women to try and ammuse them into possibly hooking up.

Where to begin?....

"Stay beautiful, babe...dont change"
said while buying ice cream to the girl selling it

"Ive heard Polish girls just wanna Fuck"
unbelievably heard while sitting at a cafe in a square in Krackow

"You have a great ass"
said to Anca from Bucharest

"Soooo, you girls get to watch any MTV?"
in a cafe in Amsterdam after a long stoners pause of awkwardness

"You know, you should really consider becoming a model"
Tim of Dighton to and Ozzie girl...Amsterdam niteclub. Circa 2002

"hhhhhmmmmm, yeah. ahhhhhhh yeah. that is so perceptive of you, yes... mmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmm, yes...indeed. Never would have thought of that... aaahhhmmmmmmmm"
JeffG on the train bound for Innsbruck with the intended advances upon a young talkative American girl

Im sure we all have heard alot worse along the way, not to mention from our own mouths.

2. Posted by coldwarspy (Travel Guru 1108 posts) 10y

JeffG on the train bound for Innsbruck with the intended advances upon a young talkative American girl

I should add that those "advances" worked while u were passed-out across from us on said train.

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Wow - it's a wonder more of us women haven't decided to switch teams...

4. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Gee, it's about time someone posted some chat up lines.
I must try these out they sound like they just might work
Does anyone know the norweigan translation and how to say them so i can try them on the local lasses?

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Here's one I was the lucky recipient of recently:

Me: (walking back from grocery store, a night, with hands full)
Creepy guy in car: (pulls up and idles alongside me, saying in French) Oh, I'd like to help you, madame, I'd like to help you..
Me: Ummm.
Creepy Guy: (slowing down more, reaching over to open door) Uh, I'd like to help you, madame..
Me: Va t'ans! (Go away!)

I was so mad I wrote to a local columnist who actually published my letter. Apparently there are a lot of clueless gits out there!

6. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 10y

Quoting jeffG

I should add that those "advances" worked while u were passed-out across from us on said train.

begs the question of how then would I be able to know the words, technique and inner workings of a madman? Seems difficult while passed out.

7. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Here's one I was the lucky recipient of recently:

Me: (walking back from grocery store, a night, with hands full)
Creepy guy in car: (pulls up and idles alongside me, saying in French) Oh, I'd like to help you, madame, I'd like to help you..
Me: Ummm.
Creepy Guy: (slowing down more, reaching over to open door) Uh, I'd like to help you, madame..
Me: Va t'ans! (Go away!)

I was so mad I wrote to a local columnist who actually published my letter. Apparently there are a lot of clueless gits out there!

Ew~ very creepy and why would he think that following you in his car would not be creepy. That happened to me in a parking lot.. at first I thought the guy was lost and then realized he was hitting one me and saying all this crazy stuff. So I just gave him a dirty look and ran into the store.

8. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

its funny ya say that tina, two days ago i was wandering around sofla as usual, and some guy started idling next to me, then when i went to talk to him (he was so soft spoked i wasn't even sure he was talkin at all) he asked me if i wanted to make some money 'havin a good time'. at that point i told him to drive away. and there was some dude at my job hitting on me that day too. not as bad as when some dude in boston made a grab for my d*** as i was walking around in some park at night. needless to say i punched his hand away and was pretty close to dropping the bastard.i have no patience for that shit. I'm a total f*ck up as it is when it comes to dealing with sex & relationships, i dont wanna have to deal with being hit on by guys. I guess its to be expected living in ft luad, gayest place on the planet no joke (not to be meant badly, just true.)
blah.

9. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

A friend of mine,to a girl he wanted to talk to for months but did never find the first word...This time he found it...

"Your eyes look like oysters"

He was thinking of the pearl....he had no occasion to explain her....

10. Posted by vange (Budding Member 43 posts) 10y

I was in my usual routine (H2O exercise). A guy witnessing me drowning myself, says:

Guy: So, you've been here all the time?
Me: Eh?
G: Say, you tell me your name and I'll give you my number..
M: Making some gestures (expressing my inability to talk -- mute)
(Funny how he reacted)