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21. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

What??? Dollman is held prisoner???? We can't accept that!!!!

FREEDOM FOR DOLLMAN!!!!!! Break down the walls of the prison!!!!

People unite against the inhuman incarceration of our beloved idol!!!
Say NO to oppression!!!! Down with Potted Flowers!!!!! Freedom for 5 Cent Coins!!!!!

Who can stop the march of the Electric Staple Extractors??? NOBODY!!!!

erm... What's the topic again???

22. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quick! Everyone sing the Dollman freedom song:

Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, Dollman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, Dollman

Dollman, come together with your hands
Save me, I'm together with your plan
Save me

(Borrowed for the most part from Soundgarden...)

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I don't think I know that one... Could you hum a bar or two, please????

Doll Man will not be freed without written consent, in triplicate, on proper letterhead, written in longhand, using real words, 8x10 glossy pictures with a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is attached, signed, sealed, delivered. Oh, and forgot - notarized.

24. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

I think we should go break doll man out aka Dukes of Hazzard style - someone needs to pick up the General Lee!

25. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

I think we should go break doll man out aka Dukes of Hazzard style - someone needs to pick up the General Lee!

And who is going to wear the "Daisey Dukes"???? (Better watch out for Boss Hogg - I hear he's a bit of a voyeur....)

26. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I would like to beat the stuffing out of him for a few hours....I promise to sew him up and make him 'almost' as good as new before I pass him on............

27. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

out of a job, and i saw a dollman,
here it comes-
looked like a slob, he saw me an ran,
here it comes-
talked away just as fast as you can,
here it comes-
not much to say when it comes to dollman,
here it comes-
three days later sittin on a newsstand,
here it comes-
i said hello and he shook my hand,
here it comes-
handed me a bomb in a tuna can, well
here it comes.

chorus and rythm bottowed from modest mouse

28. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

Hey!What is that????I come back this morning and the lawyer is waiting for me in front of DM's jail!!!!!!I want names!!!

(hum...And where did this thong under DM's bed come from?)

29. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting Odysseas

... (hum...And where did this thong under DM's bed come from?)

Do you smell beer on that thong?

30. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Hien

Quoting Odysseas

... (hum...And where did this thong under DM's bed come from?)

Do you smell beer on that thong?

Or chocolate??????????