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41. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

"and here we go again!!", cried Nikki the cider addicted rabbit.
"why, why does it always happen to me???", she was looking at the empty glass in front of her.
"Have you ever thought that you just drink too much of that stuff", this was comming from Tina.
Just a little note here, Tina, although mad as a hatter, did try and take care of those who she was close to.
"Too much???? never, I'm just going to hop (yes,yes I know hop - rabbit) up to the old cider orchard, the TP guys have another brew on the go, and at this time of year it seems to make me all light headed and see green people and giant carrots".
"Don't waste your time with those TP lot", retorted Tina, "you know they are just bad news, all that drinking, parties and i'm sure they are growing their own dope up there. Now that really pisses me off, i'm entitled to a cut of everything thats SOLD in here, and they go and grow their own!! It's just not right".

[ Edit: Edited at May 22, 2006 3:04 AM by Jase007 ]

42. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

As dolly woke up, she peered around the room whilst rubbing the sleep from her eyes (a pretty mean feat for a sheet too). In the corner she notices a rabbit supping on what appeared to be a jar, she could just make out the label "TP Cider".
Oh no, Nikki had taken to drinking the strong, mind altering stuff that the TP'rs were peddling aroung to fund their travels.
"Nikki, stop!!", Dolly shouted "you shouldn't be drinking that stuff, you know they mix magic mushroom in the brew".
Dolly was horrified as she saw the last drop being glugged down.
"Piss off, if they allows Baylies to be delivered here and this cheap it wouldn't be a proble" came the slurred reply.
"Besides, it's got one hell of a trippy kick".
At that moment the rabbit collapsed into a alcohol induced sleep/coma.