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51. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting TravelMc

In the city of York, you can shoot a scotsman with a crossbow...
No wonder I never saw any kilt wearing scotsmen when I was in York...

I wonder if anyone has ever looked into these archaic laws to commit a crime. If, say, your husband is a Scotsman and you want to off him - can you get away with dolling him up in a kilt and shooting him with a crossbow?

MikeyBoab, beware...

Really honey, she is just kidding...honest! That million dollar life insurance policy is for 'just in case.' Right lovermuffin? The wedding plans are still on, right sugardumpling?

52. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting tway

Quoting TravelMc

In the city of York, you can shoot a scotsman with a crossbow...
No wonder I never saw any kilt wearing scotsmen when I was in York...

I wonder if anyone has ever looked into these archaic laws to commit a crime. If, say, your husband is a Scotsman and you want to off him - can you get away with dolling him up in a kilt and shooting him with a crossbow?

MikeyBoab, beware...

Really honey, she is just kidding...honest! That million dollar life insurance policy is for 'just in case.' Right lovermuffin? The wedding plans are still on, right sugardumpling?

Of course, shnookee poops! Anything you say. Oh and I got your email - you want to honeymoon in the Yorkshire Dales?

53. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.

54. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

The nerve impulses which control muscular movement travel at approximately 260 miles per hour.

55. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

The nerve impulses which control muscular movement travel at approximately 260 miles per hour.

You watched 5th gear last week for that one

56. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Did you know that sex is like oxygen? You don't really think about it until you're not getting any....then it becomes VERY important.
(personal observation)

57. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Did you know that sex is like oxygen? You don't really think about it until you're not getting any....then it becomes VERY important.
(personal observation)

Poor Cupcake . . . are you feeling a bit lonely over there?

58. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Aren't you the observent one?

59. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

James Bond: Ian Fleming named this famous character after the real-life ornithologist and author of Birds of the West Indies.

60. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

The IRS, the US tax revenue service, has instructions in its employee manual for collecting taxes after nuclear war,