After GodsPA burst on the scene by hijacking the if you could ask God a question or something like that, he seems to have disapeared
But I thought I saw him sitting on the toilet at waterloo station on thursday night reading the Daily Sport newspaper, I may be wrong, but have you seen him? if so please list:
B) What he was doing
on tv, in the background of the man utd game wearing a liverpool jersey
he was being bet up
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At the Kentucky Derby - up in the box seats. He was wearing a very nice salmon colored sundress with matching wide-brimmed hat decorated with roses. It appeared he was hording mint juleps. I believe his horse came in last, as he was ripping up his bet tickets and shouting obscenities at no one in particular. He promptly tumbled over the rail, knocking down all the horded mint juleps and landing on a rather plump lady in lime green below him - breaking his fall.
No, no , no. I'm GodsPA. I mean you're GodsPA. That is to say, he or she is GodsPA. We may be GodsPA, although you all could pass for GodsPA, too. Then again, they may well be GodsPA.
B) What he was doing
A) Over there, behind the bushes
B) It'll cost you ten bucks for the pictures.....
GODSPA was just spotted crashing though the barracades on the US/Canuckistani border! Customs officials have reported that a crazy, wild-eyed lunatic exited of his vehicle, jumped over the barracade, and began screaming "God will get you and your little dog too!" The officials took chase but lost the trail 10 feet past the customs booth. The disruption has now caused a 2 hour delay in border crossings due to the Canuckistani border guards needing to take a coffee break and time to embellish the story.
Just seen GodsPA
He was walking along the thames riverside nead Kingston at 5:30 am this morning.
He appeared to be pushing a pink womans bicycle with training wheels, wearing a cycle helmet and elbow and knee pads.
Oh, and a dress,
A strange looking character wearing a helmet, knee and elbow pads and a very fashionable Oscar De Laurenta ensemble (in ruby wine) was seen climbing the Great Pyramid of Giza. Tourists visiting the site report seeing this "person" holding a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bible in the other. The "person" allegedly yelled at the sky - demanding that the proofreader be fired immediately and be replaced by the latest version of Microsoft Word.
There has been a sighting of what appeared to be a mental patient roaming the streets of SOHO offering 'the good book' lessons. Seems he was visiting all of the pole dancing and seedier loactions.
Later reports have shown that it was in fact GodsPA, and he was on a fact finding mission.
Sighting that he needed to get an 'understanding' into what needs the people fequenting the establishments had.
But during the interview it was noticed that he had his shirt on inside out, not tucked in, had lipstick on his neck, a pair of womens nickers hanging from his pocket, and the biggest grin .
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