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11. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

We interrupt this thread for a public-service announcement!

Do you find yourself searching for GodsPA? Do you lie awake wondering if there is a GodsPA - and, if so, what your role in GodsPA's grand scheme must be?

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"Because I said so."
"So it is written."
"Amen."

and

"Don't you have any beer in this house?"

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12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

GodsPA even comes with 4 wise, pre-programed messages to fully participate in theological debates:

"Because I said so."
"So it is written."
"Amen."

and

"Don't you have any beer in this house?"

Are there additional messages available to download into him as needed??? Those 4 are so limited. But, good for a start!

13. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Hot off the press
It seems that there have been reports of the Big Mans' PA has gone loco.
The latest in the weird sighting have been from Paris, where he was seen screaming at a waitress demanding that the price of his meal should be charged to the vatican.
He was then seen running butt naked up the stairs of the Eiffel Tower.

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Radio Address:

During the US President's weekly radio address, he was unexpectedly interrupted by a very odd individual dressed only in a kilt. Said individual promptly plopped himself onto the Prez's lap and began singing:
Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse!

Upon finishing, the unknown "assailant" gave the Prez a big, wet, sloppy kiss on the forehead, leapt up onto the Prez's desk, flashed him, and was last seen running down the hall maniacally singing It's A Small World After All.

Update at 11:00.

15. Posted by flo jo (Respected Member 414 posts) 10y

From my new fix cristal ball[u]

I can see her, the fog is slowly dissapearing, yes, yes it´s her , she is the best, she can do it oh oh oh She just won the rodeo contest of the vatican city. Sorry the fog is coming back, I will have to fix it again.

16. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I found GodsPA in Walmart, I dropped him off at the lost and found.

17. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

News Headline

GodsPA Beaten Up.
Last night is was reported that someone matching GodsPA was allegedly involved in a fight. It took place on Saterday night in the east end of london, GodsPA was wearing a liverpool shirt and drinking Carlsburg. It is believed to have laughed at a six year old regarding the theft of the FA Cup by the liverpool team earlier in the afternoon. This six year old then proceeded to ram those words down his throat, witnesses said the GodsPA was whimpering like a crybaby and vowed to do what ever the six year old wanted.

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