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Travel Forums Off Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE (IRONCHEF)!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y


Hey IC - where are you???????? Have you abandoned us??????? All the glitter of SF taken you away???????

Here's hoping you have a great day, lots of sunshine, a day off, and can make it to the beach!!!

Isa hands IC proscuitto-wrapped foie gras on rosemary crackers; orange, avocado and watercreess salad drizzled with a balsamic vinagrette; pepper-crusted grilled lamb chops; roasted parsnips glazed in honey basil butter; and a molten white chocolate mousse "cakette" for dessert. Oh, a pitcher or two of mojitoes to round it out!!!! ;)

2. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday !!!!!
Another year older and more wise?

3. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y


You're missed around.Just hope you're having good time,that the sun shines bright on your life and love...

4. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y


Have a great one!

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Happy b-day, Lance!!!

Eat to your heart's content - and leave us some leftovers!

Have a fantastic day.


6. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

.....and in a near-blinding flash of Mary Kay pink, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-high pink leather Riverdance boots, swishes in Beerman........

Hallllooooo, Mr. Chef thilly perthon you, it is I, Beerman, here to wishth you Happy on this, Your Most Happy of Happy Dayth. My, thith is nithe neighborhood. Who is made decorating on sthreetlights? Thith is just tho quaint. Tho, now Beerman maketh Happy Danthe for you.

Sthart the muthic!!!! Ooh, Flashdanthe, favoriteth of Beermanth....Twitht, twirl, run in placth....throw armth in air, fling into thchair, grab chthain and thpill water on gleeming body, jumpth up and bowth gwacefully......with a little curtsey......

Tho, you are making feelth Happy now, yeth? I am knowing you wouldth be. What? Why is Beerman talking like thith? This IS Than Franthithco, is it not? Beerman ith only twying to fit in, if you are getting my dwift, wink wink. What? Well, fine, be bitchy about it......thee if the Happy Fairy is bring you anythingth for your Happy of Dayth......

...Beerman swishes away, only to turn and thay......

Oh, Beerman thimply cannot make walk away and thtay mad at anyone named Iron somethingth. Tho, here I am pwesentingth you with very own for you Book of Rethipes from Kitchen of Mother of Beerman, autogwaphed...ah, ith all rethipes that make Beerman man he ith, no, you musth read. Thith photomicrograph of individual chest hairth on chest wig of Beerman, thith complimentary souvenir facsimile of chest wig of Beerman mounted on genuine mahogany, and thith case of Rithe-a-Roni, the Than Franthithco Tweat. Enjoy!

Now if you would be tho kind ath to point Beerman in direction of Cathtro Sthreet, there ith a bathhouthe with name of Beerman on it. Then I am thinking, a nithe thower, maybe a fwolic to beach....

....and in a near-hysterically-blinding flash of pink light, Beerman dithappears, like the wind beneath my wingth...leaving behind the soft strainth of Barbara Streithand and Cher.....

7. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday, Lance!! Have a smashing day!!

(where on earth have you been??)

8. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday, Lance! May ALL the good things ahead of you!

9. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Lance!!!

(do you think all the BD wishes will reach him??!!)

10. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Sam I Am

Happy Birthday Lance!!!

(do you think all the BD wishes will reach him??!!)

He will if his e-mail address hasn't changed... ;)