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51. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

JAMES FOR WORLD PRESIDENT

listen to the man he speaks the truth!!

52. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Why don't Australians build two storey houses?

They can't get the ball and chain up the stairs...;)

53. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

I declare every weekend a long weekend!

We "work" (or pretend to work) for 2 days per week, and have a 5 day weekend!

This does not apply to brewery staff nor waitresses!! As key members of society (now where are those blasted keys?) you still have to work a 5 day weekend, but we're gonna triple your pay! No, quadruple it!

Oh, and all politicians are sacked!

Agree or disagree?

James,
your got the vote no worries about that
(very stereotypical Aussie though - anything to avoid work) ;)
Isa said she had the keys and wouldn't hand them over until she was allowed to become an honory ANZAC. I think she's holding a good hand, so I vote her in......

54. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Whatever Isa wants, Isa gets.

ISANZAC (sounds like the name of a bank!)

55. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

Why don't Australians build two storey houses?

They can't get the ball and chain up the stairs...;)

Now now!

56. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

As long as it hands out free cash!!

Hear that ISA, get those keys over here to the bar lass !!! a few beers first then back to the intellectual debate .......;)

57. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Not just free cash jase007, but they should pay you to take the cash away...

Bank teller (hot and topless - of course ): "So james and Jase007, how much do you want?"

J&J: "Um, about ten grand will do nicely for the moment."

Bank teller: "Ten grand? Is that all? Look, here's tweny grand. Come back soon!"

58. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Not just free cash jase007, but they should pay you to take the cash away...

Bank teller (hot and topless - of course ): "So james and Jase007, how much do you want?"

J&J: "Um, about ten grand will do nicely for the moment."

Bank teller: "Ten grand? Is that all? Look, here's tweny grand. Come back soon!"

"Carlsburg don't do banks, but if they did they would probably be the best banks in the world"

[ Edit: Edited at May 26, 2006 3:42 AM by Jase007 ]

59. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Ahhhhhh, you guys are just too kind for words!!! ;) Here ya go! Isa tosses the keys to the castle pub into the air to see who will catch them first - J or J...

Not sure I can help with the (monetary) banks situation - though I can offer up a few bottles of Banks Barbados brew. We have some connections. A great barkeep knows it's always good to have a well-stocked pub.

(I think you may be getting a visit from Beerman as he is not too keen on the idea of brewery workers having to work the 5-day weekend... Not all brewery workers, mind you, just him. The minions can keep working.)

Oh, and since you've been able to secure free money from the ISANZAC bank - I could use a few thousand to get that brothel started next door. Just a little place, but oh so classy. Thanks in advance!!!!!

60. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

That's what our ten grand was for; the brothel!