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61. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting james

That's what our ten grand was for; the brothel!

Oooohhhhh - I think I'm going to like here in the GodZone!!!!!! (Much more accommodating than AmCan - they just don't have their priorities sorted yet...)

62. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

No worries,
10k for the Brothel, and the extra 10k to help get the round in .
Don't forget to get something from the BBQ on the way to the poolside bar where the waitress will get your drink order

ISANZAC: we don't do brothels, but if we did, they'd probably be the best brothels in the world

[ Edit: Edited at May 26, 2006 5:50 AM by Jase007 ]

63. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Isn't the steretypical Australian not called Bruce? As seen on Monty Python's Flying Circus?

"Second Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you bruce?

(Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael)

Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?

First Bruce: G'day Bruce!

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Second Bruce: Hello Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce?

Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.

Everybruce: G'day!

Michael: Hello.

Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.

First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?

Michael: No, it's Michael.

Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.

Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?"

What's the story with the Bruce thing?

I think TP should automatically change the Username to Bruce or Sheila if anybody selects Australia as Citizenship. Just to keep it clear!

64. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

No worries,
10k for the Brothel, and the extra 10k to help get the round in .
Don't forget to get something from the BBQ on the way to the poolside bar where the waitress will get your drink order

ISANZAC: we don't do brothels, but if we did, they'd probably be the best brothels in the world

Okay, let me get this staight... You're accepting the 10K for the brothel, but you don't do brothels. I think James would disagree with that decision. Oh wait, was that just a personal preference?

James - would you take a look at these plans, please? I think we can make use of the old prisons. Lots of floor space and with the 5-day weekends - they won't be needed, unless all the sacked politicos need a place to stay... Then we'll have to rethink the whole thing.

65. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

We didn't do brothels, but now we do.
And it's the best damn Brothel ever !!!!

66. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

We didn't do brothels, but now we do.
And it's the best damn Brothel ever !!!!

Okay - then we are in full agreement on this subject! Let the celebration begin!!!

Quoting Pardus

I think TP should automatically change the Username to Bruce or Sheila if anybody selects Australia as Citizenship. Just to keep it clear!

What's the system going to automatically name Kiwis? Hmmmm - will have to research this a bit more... Until then - cheers and pass a pint, please!!! ;)

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