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1. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Again out of boredom and a hint from one of the other threads what is your Porn name - apparently you take your first pets name (or any pets name!) and your mothers maiden name (before she married) and put them together and volia your porn star name!!

Mine is Purdy Patterson (dont really have much of a porn star ring more like a choir mistress really!!)

Heather

2. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 10y

Guido Eddy if I take any pets name. Hammy Eddy if I take my first pet's name. I like Guido better.

I have also heard that you can use the street you live on as the last name. I, under that scheme, would be...

Guido St. Clair.

Now that's a porn name.

3. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Well in that case it would be Purdy York - still not so good!!

4. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I had heard it as....Take the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you remember living on...and it would be your drag queen name...Mine is Cinnamon Jane (sounds very pornish ;) )

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Purdy Blackstone - no sounds more like a middle class lady!

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

This is sad doing it CC's way... Fritz Shady Lane. Our second street was Capri Drive - maybe Fritz Capri is better?? Or not... How about Perry Capri after my canary... Then there's the talented Snuffy Shady Lane or Snuffy Capri or Snuffy St. James (our current road). I give up! Guess the porn industry will have to wait.

Isa heads off to see which members of her menagerie have the best combination...

7. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Ive only had one pet which is Purdy my street names have all be street names Purdy Ebor (which sounds like a horror movie character!) Purdy Tates nope, Purdy Beechgrove nah or Purdy Brookfied where my parents live nope no good either!! My dad had a gold fish called Pepsi but its just as bad as the others!

Darn my porn star career over before it started.........

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Licorice Kilpatrick - nope
Corgi Dolph - nope
Cyrus Winchester - sounds like a rifle - nope
Nellie 13th Street - nope
Daffodil Bonner - nope
Doc Bonner - sounds like a character from Wyatt Earp - nope

Lilly St. James - has potential...
Cordelia St. James
Jellybean St. James
Pumpkin & Pushkin St. James
Violet St. James

Isa stands in line behind Purdy at the porn star unemployment office...

9. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Leo Barker

10. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Daffodil Bonner - nope

Isa l think this one has potential!