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1. Posted by lil devil (Budding Member 19 posts) 10y

hey!
i am leaving for nebraska next week for camp america, just wonderin where all the nice men are so i know where to go travelling after!;) hehe!

(prob not the best way to introduce myself but hey)

2. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Nebraska?

If you like the guys on Jerry Springer, you'll like the guys in Nebraska. There'll be plenty of nice men there, mostly named Jim-Bob, Billy-Joe or similar. Chance are that they have already hooked up with their sister or cousin so you might find that you have a bit of competition. And don't forget, blood is thicker than water!

3. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting james

mostly named Jim-Bob, Billy-Joe or similar

My favorite: Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob. Big into Nascar, Busch Light and chaw. (Just watch out for where they spit. Eeeewwwww!)

Yummy guys? Good question! Let us know if you find any - I'm sure several women would like to know where to look. ;)

4. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 10y

Dear god, look at the sterotypes flying around about Nebraska!

Omaha is a small city, but is cosmopolitian. There's lots of insurance companies headquartered there, so you will find "professinoal" men with normal names like Rick and Dave.

Also, there'll be lots of farmhands, which, based on my quick survey of covers of Harlequin Romance novels, is considered "yummy," with their rock-hard abs and large hands.

Plus I worked in Omaha for 7 weeks, and I'm yummy, so there's always other travellers to find.

5. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting GregW

...you will find "professinoal" men with normal names like Rick and Dave....

Rick and Dave. Now those names are sure to get the blood pumping.

"Rick you big stud you, put Dave down and get your 6 foot rock hard body over here at once"

6. Posted by john7buck (Respected Member 458 posts) 10y

Head west to Colorado. I wish I were kidding. I live in a town with a ratio of about 8-1 guys to girls.

7. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

Jessica;
I really have no idea where the 'yummy men' are located, but must comment on James and his contribution. I have been to Nebraska many times as I have a friend in Broken Bow. Nice, small town, not quite on par with Vegas on the excitement scale, but OK. You are not going to find the Billy Joes or Jim Bobs that James is alluding to. Perhaps he is mistaken Nebraska for Texas, Arkansas or Alabama. Now I think 'john7buck' gave you good advice. Forget Nebraska and visit Colorado. Very scenic with the Rocky Mts, plenty ski instructor and cowboy types that might qualify as 'yummy'.

Jessica, a 19 yr old who is a 'lil devil' should have no problem meeting as many men as you can handle.

8. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Like many things in life, I know nothing about Nebraska and therefore feel it only right that I make a joke about it

But if it makes you feel better, next time I'm in Hawaii I promise to drop in and take a quick tour

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I've spent enough time in Nebraska to know not to spend a whole lot of time in Nebraska. With 96% of the state's land mass dedicated to argiculture and livestock, you might find a yummy farm hand... (If you can find him through the corn and soybean fields...) Avoid any of them nicknamed "Chip" - chances are, he's the cow-chip tossing champ for his county.

I agree with John and Mike - head to Colorado or even Wyoming. I happen to like Wyoming - very pretty and they have cowboys.

10. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

I happen to like Wyoming - very pretty and they have cowboys.

Like Jake and Heath.