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11. Posted by MerB (Full Member 147 posts) 10y

The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read only
one page.

Saint Augustine

12. Posted by kellyb78 (Budding Member 58 posts) 10y

"Children are like farts, you always love your own".

Don't know who wrote it but I read it in 'Chat' magazine and thought it was quite funny!!!

13. Posted by strayalien (Budding Member 120 posts) 10y

"I usaully wear a hat.....except one time i forgot and youo should have seen the kids faces when i pulled the rabbit out of my arse".

My Friend

14. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

"I told the girl sitting next to me at the bar, 'I'm not this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet".
Stolen from ""

15. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

- Homer Simpson

16. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

'Jay and Silent Bob are f****ing clownshoes!'

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

'What's the difference between a tie and a cow's tail? - The cow's tail covers all of the arsehole!'

(don't know who said that, but I like it!)

Hunter S. Thompson:

"Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why."

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."

"No one is stealing our freedoms, we're dealing them away."

"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used."

17. Posted by MerB (Full Member 147 posts) 10y

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me".

Winston Churchill

18. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

19. Posted by elsie.d (Inactive 6 posts) 10y

"this sounds like rock and or roll"- rev. lovejoy (simpsons)

20. Posted by jeral ball (First Time Poster 1 posts) 10y

i made a few catchy one liners up myself...

1. If you dont have fun then its your own fault

2. try your best and dont give up

3. its wats on the inside that counts

4. dogs are mans best friend

i hope everyone can get something out of these

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