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21. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."
Mark Twain

22. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Mark Twain

23. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, football coach

24. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it --Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Homer Simpson

25. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
Homer Simpson

26. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." Homer Simpson

27. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"Read your town charter, boy. If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! --Homer Simpson

28. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."
Homer Simpson

29. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.

Eleanor Roosevelt

30. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3573 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

"You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
Homer Simpson

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