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31. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR!"
Homer Simpson

32. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
Homer Simpson

33. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

"What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?" Homer Simpson

34. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

"Boy! You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
Homer Simpson

35. Posted by MerB (Full Member 147 posts) 10y

"When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better."

- Mae West

36. Posted by MerB (Full Member 147 posts) 10y

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

- Winston Churchill

37. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

38. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Hey MerB, I LOVE Mae West!

More from the great lady...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Sex is emotion in motion.

39. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

40. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

Make no little plans: they have no magic to stir men's blood . . . make big plans, aim high in hope and work. - Daniel H. Burnham

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