HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping that you get to take the day off and spend it on your boat!!!!!!! Maybe the manatees will even pop their little heads out of the water and sing a rousing aquatic version of the Happy Birthday song just for you! (It could happen...) Are you spending your birthday in Ft. Lauderdale or New York??? (I see shopping spree if you're in NYC!)
Isa hands Anne a very large pitcher of appletinis, a bottle of sunscreen, a life preserver and a ticket for free refills of those "tinis"!!!!! She also heads off to find the manatee marimba band so they can serenade Anne while she cruises around the channels!
Thanks guys! No, unfortunately no NY, no Fort Lauderdale, no boat ...and to top it off, back to work this morning!!! BUT...I did do what I had planned for about a month to do. About ten of us went to play paintball in West Palm Beach yesterday. It was soooooooo much fun...painful but fun. I only got two bruises hahahaha.
Anyway, thanks for the birthday wish and remember...not a day over 25
I think they should rename it to painball.
........and in a near-blinding flash of bronze tanning gel, accomapnied by the staccato flippity-flop of green Riverdance flip-flops, comes Beerman, looking ever so like George Hamilton......
Hallooooooo, Mrs. Anne-it's-my-birthday-today-you-peoples-get-me-out-of-the-office-before-I-kill-a-client-with-a-freahly-sharpened-pencil person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy on you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. TA DA!!!! I am now to make Dance of Joy on you....
Flippity-flop, flippity-flop, jump, twirl in midair, summersault over desk of co-worker, land on copier, quick photocopy of massive chest wig, leap back into air, dance flippity-flop on bosses desk, kick latest IRS Filing Form 1073-A Subsection D Paragraph 4 Rules 3-12 off desk and into toilet, backflip over coffee machine and into paper shredder, narrowly miss shredding massive chest wig, leap back onto floor.......arms outstretched....TA DA!!!!!
You are make impressed, no? I am thinking yes....So, please to accept this complimentary selection of gifts from the Beerman Collection, New York-Miami section. First, I am having for you a first edition autographed copy of "Beerman: Years of Struggle", documenting the pre-Riverdance Beerman years, this luxurious chest wig faux fur coat, for when you are having freezing temperatures here of below 45F, this life size replica photograph of downtown Lima (Ohio), this 28 foot Sea-Ray so husband is get jealous with the size of your thingy, and this ever-important map of streets of East Coast of Florida, so you may always find harbor and direct others to it......
Now if you please direct me in direction of away, there seems to be angry accountant type peoples running at me with pencils and large erasers. I will make flee now.
....and in a flash of bronze, the Man of Beer is gone, leaving behind a furious crowd of accountants who hate having their paperwork kicked into the toilet........
Happy Birthday, Anne!! Here's wishing you a day filled with lots of love and joy!
Thank you so much for the birthday wishes!!! Today was a wonderful day indeed up until the very last few minutes before midnight...many unexpected calls and signs of love all around.
Happy Birthday Anne!!!
I hope it was absolutely WONDERFUL!!!!
(miss you around here....)