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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How considerate of the Canuckistani government to make your birthday a national holiday!! What?? They didn't give Canada the day off because of you??? It's Queen Victoria's birthday??? Do you want me to call Stephen (Harper) and tell him how much more important celebrating your birthday is than hers???

Riiiinnnngggg.... Riiiinnnnngggg...

SH: "Stephen Harper here."
Isa:" Hello Stephen. This is Isa. We have a slight problem that needs your immediate attention."
SH: "Ah, Isa, how can I help you?"
Isa: "It's like this Stevie, you have got to change Queen Victoria Day. It is interfering with our big surprise party for Q-Tip. He shouldn't have to share his birthday with a deceased figurehead."
SH: "Right! Well, I will get right on that! Consider it done!!"
Isa: Thanks Stevie - and don't forget the party is at 5:00pm. Don't be late!!

Isa hands Q a pitcher peartinis to sip while waiting for Harper to make the appropriate changes in the holiday! She also hopes the tinis will affect Q's memory just enough so he forgets there's a surprise party planned...

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y


Wish you have a great one!

3. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Q, don't work too hard.
Get out and enjoy it

4. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Q - enjoy your day!

5. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Happ Birthday Q, Hope you have a great one !!

6. Posted by Alicja (Budding Member 238 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Q-TIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Edit: Edited at May 22, 2006 7:56 AM by Alicja G ]

7. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

....and in a near-blinding flash of red plaid, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of black leather Mountie boots, comes Beerman, eh, and his trusty horse Melvin, eh........

Halllllooooooo, eh, Mr. Tip person you, it is I, eh, Beerman, here to make Happy at your expense on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. I am now to make Dance of Happy for you. TA DA!!!!! Eh.

One, two, three, one, two, three, swish to one side, one two, three, one, two, three, swish to the other (this is fox trot people!!), one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four (this is now tango people!!).....OK, now for little interpretive dance I am calling "Crouching Mountie, Hidden Beerman".......LEAPS INTO AIR, SKIPS ALONG CEILING, DOWN OPPOSITE WALL, back into small letters, hides behind curtain, peeks out, leaps again onto table holding large birthday cake made by office mates............

Whew, is was close with cake, yes? So, as dancing with horse has not impressed you sufficiently Mr. Fred Astaire as I am seeing from smirk on face, it is gift time. Melvin, please to fetch sack of gift....I am thanking you.......please Mr. Tip to accept this new release DVD from the Beerman Collection of Art DVDs, "How to Make Dance with Horse for Fun and Profit the Beerman Way", this nearly-massive replica model of chest wig of Beerman for manly adventures to Great White North to make campfires with other Manly Mens (not including Swiss Irish Manly Man), this genuine authentic wood axe for hunting mooses in Great White North, and this cheap disposable Hasselblad H2D for documenting manly times on camp trip while hunting moose with axe (maybe Swiss Irish Manly man could do documents?). You may touch sleeve of manly plaid shirt of Beerman as well.

Now if you please to point way South, horse does not know way to carry the sleigh.

...and in a near-blinding, eh, flash of red plaid, nearly spilling his brewski, Beerman is, you know, like gone, eh.....the bemused onlookers just onlook, mumbling, eh.....

8. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Q!!

I hope you have a marvelous day and have many-many great suprises and presents.

9. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I hope you had a blast on your Birthday Cotton Swab!!!! errr..Q-Tip!!!
(How did you make out on the chocolate front? ;) )

10. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Awww....thanks guys !! It's great to feel loved !