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31. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Well if it's got the blonde lass from the film in it, i'm all for that ;) !!!

32. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 10y

Blonde lass? Was Jessica Alba a blonde in that film. I'd include her in any city I'd be building.

33. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 10y

No one mentioned a cheesy disco...but anyway i dont think it should be cheesy,

High class night club with table service. Champagne on ice and perfume on tap in the bathrooms. We can have Miss Alba as a podium dancer (for the boys ;) ) and Brad Pitt (or someone equally unimaginative) for the girls to drool over.

I would also like to request a sports bar, with 20ft plasma screens and beer taps at every table, priority given to footie and the F1.

Oh and whoever said no cars...sorry you're going to have to make an exception for my TVR...

34. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mim

No one mentioned a cheesy disco...but anyway i dont think it should be cheesy,

High class night club with table service.
I would also like to request a sports bar, with 20ft plasma screens and beer taps at every table, priority given to footie and the F1.

Oh and whoever said no cars...sorry you're going to have to make an exception for my TVR...

Table dancers .... Great
Footie .......Great
F1 ....... Bollocks (got to be MotoGP or touring cars, they have action)
TVR .... Teabag Vehicle Reputation, well they wouldn't be moving

35. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

We need a big red, double decker bus to take us around town. From pub to pub. From the pub to the train station/airport/ferry dock/etc.

36. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

A city bank that gives out free wades of cash everyday at 2:45 PM>

37. Posted by flo jo (Respected Member 414 posts) 10y

Tp city has to be in a tropical area but we need skiing slopes for the entertainment. Slopes with smll chalets where you can have an hot wine drink while seated outside on the sun watching at the other falling on the ground.

38. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

We don't need no stinking buses or cars. We'll have teleportation gates (ones that work and don't turn you into insects!) that bring us everywhere we want!
And of course the intravenous beertap for Jase and James!
Oh and Beerbeds, of course. Some nice matrasses with the tap just over your head so you can lie down while you're drinking!
And of course a Church! You can't have a town without a church. And the guest preachers/priests will include people like Michael Palin and John Cleese. And it will be called St. Looney's Up-the-botty-high-up-in-banana-tree!
And Dwarf Tossing will be legal in TP City!

39. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Pardus

And Dwarf Tossing will be legal in TP City!

Careful now what you ask for.......

I like Flo's idea of a place to people-watch...best entertainment around.

The Beerbeds? Kinda takes the conversation right out of drinking, no? Why not just have a pool that moves under you so you don't actually have to swim??

How about a nice golf course? With movable rough so every shot can be made better......and Rodney Dangerfield type golf bags (music, beer, etc.)

40. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Id like a paddock and stables so that l could take a little horse ride along the beach (there is a beach right?)

And then a spa to massage, and pamper us and make us feel and look a million dollars!