And Dwarf Tossing will be legal in TP City!
Careful now what you ask for.......
I like Flo's idea of a place to people-watch...best entertainment around.
The Beerbeds? Kinda takes the conversation right out of drinking, no? Why not just have a pool that moves under you so you don't actually have to swim??
How about a nice golf course? With movable rough so every shot can be made better......and Rodney Dangerfield type golf bags (music, beer, etc.)
Beer and conversation?? I thought you know the rule about male conversation while drinking. It goes like this:
'It is your turn to talk when the other guy has the drink up to his mouth. Once he puts it down you have to shut up, he might be on to something.
And neither of you will hear what the other one is saying because your head is filling up with liquid' (Dylan Moran, Monster)
I like the Golf Course, but only if there's a Carl Spackler Type Groundskeeper around!
Oh, and Purdy, of course there's a beach, this is TP city.