HAPPY BIRTHDAY GALINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a marvelous birthday - I know it's almost evening there - but it's still morning here. I also hope the Ukrainian weather is warm and sunny for you!!!
Isa hands Galina a pitcher of snow-cone martinis to help celebrate. She also serves up a large plate of Galina's favorite delicacies and a very large chocolate cake with orange scenting filling and icing!!!!
Wow - just realized I'm a day early! That's a good thing!!!!!!! I wasn't late to the party and we have more time to celebrate!
.....and in a near-blinding flash of blue and yellow light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-high Riverdance boots, comes Beerman.......
Hallllooooooooo, Miss Galina Happy person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy for you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days!!!! I now make Dance of Happy to make commemoration of this Happy Day.....
Leap into air onto table, kick one two, kick one two, leap back onto floor, back onto table, back onto floor, back onto table, back onto floor, get light-headed from all this jumping, twist, twirl, spin, fall over, hit nose on floor, bounce back up......TA DA!!!!!!!!
So, Miss Galina person, you are made Happy, yes? You have perhaps noticed the fine tailoring of silk shirt , yes? Is blue and yellow of Ukrainian flag....is stylish, yes? Now please to accept these fine birthday consolation prizes from the Award-Winning "Collection of Beerman"......to start, this case of fine Slavutych Temne, which will go go nicely with this selection of cheesecakes from Eli's Cheesecakes (Chicago, IL), this Official signed and autographed Beerman watch (yes, I am knowing it looks a little like Mickey Mouse watch with Beerman picture pasted on, but is not, really), and this 2006 Candy Apple Red Ford Mustang GT, suitable for moonlit drives through countryside at 237 kph.
Now, if you please to point me in direction of Carpathia, Beerman has mountain sightseeing to make. I am thanking you.
....and in an equally near-blinding flash of blue and yellow light, leaving behind a stunned crowd to ask questions like "why is strange man with massive chest wig talk funny?", departs Beerman, who remembers to bring along a pointed stick just in case the vampire stories are correct........
Happy Birthday Gallina, Hope you get loads of pressies !!