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11. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

This cat has now gone for a trip, Clara. We don't want the people we love to remain in cage just to keep them with us, do we? Think about all the adventures he will live now!It's a great day! And your luck will find another cat, don't worry. ;)

12. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

New blog: The adventures of Clara's plastic-gold cat:

Day one: Miaow! There I was sitting on top of the TV, quite happliy knocking at an invisible door. Bitch knocked me into the bin. I don't like it in here, there are toenail clippings and a bit of cotton wool stuck to my tail and she keeps throwing tissues and empty beer cans at me. Soon I'm covered with waste paper, I tried squeaking but its hard when you're plastic.

Day Two: My new home lifts in to the air, sways from side to side, and, after a gust of fresh air, I am dropped crash, into the wheelie-bin. It smells rotten and there's an unexplained liquid dripping on my nose. Us cats don't like manky bin juice. Miaow!

Day Three: When I was made in that factory in China they told me I was a lucky cat, sent to Singapore to be sold in a dollar shop, packaged into boxes, and posted all the way to England, where I'd be fondly re-united with my owner on her return. But no, she knocks me into a bin and then......

Day Four: I awake to the sound of a large truck pulling up on the street. The sound of thick Yorkshire accents and heavy boots, and the bin is moving....I'm lifted up, up into the air, and as the bin-lid falls open, for a split second I see blue sky, freedom, before I am tossed into a dark stinking space, with banana skins, t-bags and then giant metal teeth come towards me, closer and closer, I'm being crushed. Miaow!!!

The End.

13. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

DIE YOU BAD LITTLE CAT

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