HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so I'm working on United States time rather than OZ - but I hope you have had a wonderful day filled with bright sunshine, beautiful weather and chance to spend some time at the beach. Or, maybe bugging "Uncle" James for that present he promised you! It was a pet koala wasn't it???
Isa hands Jas a pitcher of caimito martinis, a copy of the "Typos - My Lot in Life" dictionary that Pardus designed just for you, and a big kangaroo-shaped chocolate cake.
Hope you have had a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Jas!!
May your day be filled with all the good things! Booze, men and chocolate!
hope you have a runking good day!!! Watch out for those Drop Bears!
Happy b-day, Jas!
Hope the weather is wonderful! Oh, wait, isn't the weather always wonderful in OZ???
Hope it was a great day Jas.
Hope you can remember it!
....................and in a flash of ferociously bright neon green light, acompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of manly rugged outback boots, comes Beerman, complete with a live koala sleeping on his head...........
Halllllooooooo, Miss Jasmina person of Happy you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy in front of you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days. You are liking live hat, yes? Is itchy, but I get used to soon. So, I am now make Dance of Happy for you and many spectators gathered here by ferociously bright neon green light......
Leap into air like kangapoo (is new breed of jumping dog), twist, twirl, fall back to ground on knees, ouch, leap again over nearby fence into oncoming traffic (why is truck driving on left side???), AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, Mr. Koala please to remove hands from eyes, leap back over fence just missing truck, twirl in midair, cha-cha-cha, shimmy, shake.........TA DA!!!!
Is was a little scare for Beerman, you are seeing? This UnderDown place is confusing....up is not up, down is not up.....is all wrong. That was biggest truck Beerman ever has seen in life. I am not knowing trucks can be towing 21 trailers.....But enough about Beerman, is Day of Happy for you. Please to accept these complimentary gifts from The Beerman Catalog. First,is musical compilation of all Men at Work songs, translated into english and sung by none other than Me, this Guy-Pod, for downloading only manly songs from Greece, and this handy travel dictionary "How To Communicate with Foreigners Like Beerman", allowing you to communicate with foreigners like Beerman...is double meaning, no? Hahahahaa, I am amusing myself again......Also, this re-usable container from Beerman's mother with last nights' leftovers....in case you are hungry......
Now if you please to direct me to west, I am hearing is easy hike to west coast ocean across simple terrain......I am thanking you.
....and in an equally ferociously bright neon green light, Beerman is gone......down to the convenience store to get paper towel to wipe up after hat.......
Happy Birthday Jasmine!
I love your name. It is my favorite tea. Oh and I hope you had a brilliant birthday!