HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again, I'm working on US time and you guys in OZ just get up way too early!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have had a wonderful birthday and may be off traveling somewhere???? Haven't heard from you in quite awhile.... Off to see the penguins or polar bears or something exotic like that?????
Isa hands Ali a large pitcher black sapote martinis, a plate of all her favorite delicacies and a lovely array of little cupcakes in exotic flavors!!!!
Hope you have been enjoying the day!
greetings if you are with some penguins!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ali!!!!
I hope it is wonderful (and that you get lots of chocolate! )
Happy b-day, Ali!
Hope you have a fantastic day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALISON!!!
Have a great one!
Happy Birthday, Alison! All good things behind and ahead of you...enjoy the gift!
.....and in a near-blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of sensible white nurses shoes, comes Beerman, much to the shock of the Administrator, who explicitely said NO BEER IN THE ROOMS!!!!.......
Halllooooo, Miss Alisoooonn, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy for you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days. TA DA!!!!! I am having very special treat for you today.....no dancing, though here is picture of Beerman dancing over on east coast, see? Right there, next to the ocean, behind this lamppost, wearing the koala hat...see? Right there, behind the bench....see? OK, instead of make dance, as you are special member of "over 39" club", joining me and Mrs. Beerman in club, I am have different idea. I am take over job for day!!! TA DA!!!!! Now you are sit back with cold Beerman beer and I am handle this crowd...
Hey you, sick person, you are sitting down and waiting your turn. You are only person here? I am not thinking so...You, over there, yes, I am seeing that leg is broken, and you are seeing that Beerman is all about beginning physical therapy as soon as possible or sooner, so start walking now to Room 4, is better to get blood flow again. Excuse me other bleeding person, can you make stop with that please? Is not place for blood. Blood is for INSIDE of body, not for on floor, now please to wipe up. Yes, I am seeing knife sticking out of arm. So? Hold toilet paper on it and it stop. Is what Beerman mama used to make do whenever Beerman had knife stuck in arm. What? Who you are? Doctor? Yes, what can Nurse Beerman do here for you Mr. Doctor person? Leave? I am not thinking so, I am having job to do. What? You are saying medical school makes you to be qualified to make knife diagnosis? You wait and see Mr. Smarty-Farty doctor person, toilet paper work. Howevers, can you looks on Beerman head....I am thinking there is koala nail stuck in scalp.......HEY, no is need to push out of door....I am helping patients here......just you wait, there is be a diagnosis you are not able to makes with out Nurse Beerman......one day.......RISE UP NURSES AND REVOLT WITH BEERMAN!!!!!!
So, please to accept this complimentary book, "Nursing with Beerman, an Illustrated Guide", this autographed replica of chest wig of Beerman, and this aerosol can of Doctor Knockout Gas, available in three new scents (peach-vanilla, cinnamon, and ether).
So, if you are pleasing, to point me in direction of Alice Springs, Beerman is in needing of little downtime on beach. Is on beach, yes? Close? Not even?
....and in a blinding, but not so blinding as to require medical care, flash of green light, Beerman is gone, leaving behind a happy and carefree emergency room full of happy and carefree patients........
- Snap* Booyakasha!
I hope you had a wonderful Happy Birthday Ali!!!
Hope it was a good one Ali G